DarkOwl57 Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 7 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. A crowd of Magyar and Romanian peasants gathers around your tower to greet you, Dr. Frankenstein. I wish micro-elefants stay harmless and wouldn't hurt me. Granted. They eat all your food and you starve. I wish for a non-polluted China. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude398 Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 The micro-elephants don't hurt you. The macro-tigers do. I wish for an internet connection of 400 Gbps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Granted. But in a cruel twist of fate, all you possess to run it on is your brand-new Analytical Engine. I wish for spring to arrive quickly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude398 Posted January 16, 2017 Share Posted January 16, 2017 Your 60Kn spring arrives the next day in the mail. It was compressed before shipping, and punches a hole through the roof when you open the box. Whoops! I wish for my own space program. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Granted. Tronald Drump places huge restrictions making it virtually impossible to launch anything important. I wish the my Duna transfer window would come faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Granted. You warped past it, and missed it. I wish for no homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cy4n Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Granted. You are kicked out of school. I wish for wishes to actually work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 granted, but when you get all of your wishes, you eventually get bored of life because of the lack of the challenge, and you commit suicide, but right before, you wish that none of this happened, so you didn't wish at all I wish that it was 2018 because of all of the cool space stuff happening that year aha! now you cant corrupt it, because you all love space, but if you corrupt it, your only corrupting yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Granted. Everything explodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I wish for the weather to be a nice 70º... FAHRENHEIT YOU EUROPEANS!!! 70º C is like death... I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 (edited) 19 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said: I wish for the weather to be a nice 70º... FAHRENHEIT YOU EUROPEANS!!! 70º C is like death... I think... It is 70 degrees all year and wildlife florishs due to the constant supply of food but all the plants die because they were never pollinated the next year and the world dies. I wish I had computer that could run graphics mods for Ksp. and 70 degrees Celsius is 158 degrees Fahrenheit. If you took proper steps you might survive it, but in a barren desert, you gonna die. Edited January 17, 2017 by munlander1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Granted, but those are the only mods you CAN download. No Mechjeb or OPM... I wish for some tardigrades. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 granted, but as soon as you get them, the government takes them away and gives them to NASA, you never see them again I wish that I could have a KSP class instead of english Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude398 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Granted, but your english skills never really develop so you never figure out how to talk to girls. I wish that the Falcons win on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 22 minutes ago, hidude398 said: Granted, but your english skills never really develop so you never figure out how to talk to girls. I wish that the Falcons win on Sunday. first thing...eh... second thing HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hidude398 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, StupidAndy said: first thing...eh... second thing HOW DARE YOU!!!!!! You didn't corrupt my wish. Also, Georgia boy all the way... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Granted, but during the victory ritual, a stray Falcon lands on them. Its landing reminds people of the first few Falcon landings. That is, explodey. I wish to complete my ANN learning autopilot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 I still stand by my point, go pack go if you don't agree, just say it backwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 21 minutes ago, StupidAndy said: I still stand by my point, go pack go if you don't agree, just say it backwards Og kap og? ... I dun' get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The solid fuel chemist Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 granted, but it achieves sentience and destroys mankind. i wish NASA had moar funding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Granted. NASA opens its own fastfood network and forgets about the spacing. I wish they all would downgrade from Win10 to Win7., Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Granted, but it's really an upgrade. I wish for a termination of, exclusively, my nausea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Granted. A new entity replaces it, one which will torment you to no end... I wish for a trip to the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Granted. You run out of fuel and are trapped there forever. I wish that my dog can talk to me. 17 hours ago, hidude398 said: I wish that the Falcons win on Sunday. booooooooooooo!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, cubinator said: I LOVE YOU NYAN CAT!!! Granted. Your dog can only say swear words. I wish that @WinkAllKerb'' would be understandable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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