Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[Dientus]

Granted, but its mass is equivalent to a small black hole and can not be approached or you will be spaghettified and thus you can never read it.

 

I wish for a real trip to outer space

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[ColdJ]

Granted. You trip out the window of a 60 story building and have plenty of space on the way down.

I wish for the wish of the first person who wished on here.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted, but the because the world is flat* you get a giant hamster rug.

I wish I was out of the Nether in Minecraft.

Edited June 12, 2021 by Admiral Fluffy
*it’s not

[ColdJ]

Granted. You fell in lava and respawned having lost everything you worked up to.

I wish I could fly up in to the orbit of the Minecraft world and see all the biomes below me.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted, but the world is only one biome.

I wish I had some cake.

[Ben J. Kerman]

You get the ability, but then your computer immediately extends out legs and jumps out the window.

I want a crane.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Granted. Enjoy your sandhill crane.

I wish for some cake

[Dientus]

Granted but you drop it and a panda runs up and eats it.

 

I wish for the worlds largest trampoline at the bottom of the 60 story building......

[Ben J. Kerman]

Sure, each story is 3 centimeters tall, as it is a 1:100 scale building.

I wish for a crawler crane.

[Stormpilot]

Granted. It is summon directly above you and crushes you.

I wish for a fully functional 737ng flight simulator.

[ColdJ]

Granted. You fly your house around using it but then severe wind shear makes you lose control and smash your house and all it's contents in to the ground.

I wish that KSP2 will have a well detailed and populated undersea world in it.

[kerbiloid]

(Joined to the previous wisher wish).

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, you drown while enjoying the view.

I wish for a crawler crane spawned on the ground.

Edited June 12, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman

[ColdJ]

Granted. Unfortunately it is upside down and would require one of those giant mine excavators (the type you can drive a mine truck into the bucket of) to right it.

I wish my KSP Kerbal to be using Angel-125's S.C.U.B.A gear and not drown while enjoying the view.

[JB182]

granted, but they get eaten by a shark

[ColdJ]

No wish?

[JB182]

lul, i forgot.

i iwsh for a car

[ColdJ]

Granted. 1 matchbox car.

I wish that when a Shark is coming in KSP2, you hear the theme from JAWS!

Edited June 12, 2021 by ColdJ

[JB182]

granted, but the shark size is 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 mm and u cant see it but a kerbal can be killed if touching them

i wish for a truck

[ColdJ]

Granted. One railway bogie, also known as a truck.

I wish for a KSP model of Captain Nemo's Nautilus Submarine, Not too big, not to small, but just the right size. And fully functional.

[JB182]

granted, but the crew forgot to close the hatch and  waters come insinde.

 i wish for an Axolotl

[ColdJ]

Granted. But you forgot to put it in water and it shrunk into an AxoLittle.

I wish for a stong bilge pump to get all the water out of the inside of my lovely new sub.

Edited June 12, 2021 by ColdJ

[kerbiloid]

Granted. But while you are pumping the water from inside, it still flows from outside, so the pump has sunken, too.

I wish for the mentioned sharks in KSP.

[Dientus]

Granted.

But they become kerbalized and create a "sharknado" that not only destroys the VAB, but also attacks aircraft that try to leave the field.

 

I wish for a preview on how to mod KSP2

 

[kerbiloid]

Not granted. In KSP2 the game is modding the modder.

Yes, I wish a Kerbal Sharknado, too. Tara Kerman is also appreciated.