Dman979 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. Your only happiness in life comes once you get the excavator, which should arrive in the next 90 to 95 business years. I wish for a normal Russet potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted, but its from Uragway. I wish for me to find all the KSP easter eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souptime Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted, but you couldnt submit them fast enoguh to the KSP easter egg hunt I wish for 1000 rep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Partially granted. Get 1 more closer to it. I wish that was not the last of the Russet potatoes, whoever he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted, I wish for a normal Russet potato from Idaho, USA. I wish for a normal Russet potato from Idaho, USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Conditionally granted. You get a normal rusted potato from Potatohoe, before it was disintegrated by the Mantrid's Arms. Be happy, Idaho stays alive. Spoiler Well, till the end of the 4th season. I wish, you want some carrots, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. But just as you are getting them a strange bunny turns up and says"What's up Doc" before stealing them and then dropping through an ACME hole in the floor that you can't seem to access. I wish to get to 1000 rep before Souptime does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. Souptime never gets 1,000 reputation, so neither do you. I wish for a normal Russet potato that must come from Idaho, USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Conditionally granted. You are greeting the orthogonally normal Russet-space potato which is coming by foot from what the humans call Idaho, USA. I wish to know the udaff-like version of Lojban to mock others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 mi na jimpe Granted. You spend ages learning it then realise you were actually learning Esperanto the whole time. I wish to know what the best thing to wish for is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted but before you can make the wish you instantly forget what it was to wish for. I wish sheds built themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. Now you live in a pumpkin house. Spoiler Also, I wish you tried living on the Island of the Francos, as they look similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. He tried but got hungry and ate the village. I wish Kerbiloid stopped making me have to look up trivia in order to fufill/corrupt his wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. Feel free to fulfil/corrupt them without looking up trivia, I wish for trivia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. Only female mosquitos suck blood, in order to get the materials needed to make new mosquitos. Male ones just slurp the sweat off your skin. I wish that knowing that would make a difference to anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted, but actually not. I use a fumigator nightly, and it kills the flying scum without any genderism, I wish, it killed also fleas, spiders, and idk how to call all this underlife living on the room plants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. It kills your potatoes, too. I wish for a ordinary Russet potato that has already been hand-delivered from Idaho, USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Souptime Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 10 hours ago, Dman979 said: Granted. Souptime never gets 1,000 reputation, so neither do you. I wish for a normal Russet potato that must come from Idaho, USA. bruh Granted, but you overcooked it I wish for more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted, you get 0.1 wish. I wish that I could have a Jaeger from pacific rim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 3 hours ago, Dman979 said: I wish for a ordinary Russet potato that has already been hand-delivered from Idaho, USA. Granted. Mr. Russet is still walking from Idaho, USA, carrying the potato in hands. 24 minutes ago, Admiral Fluffy said: I wish that I could have a Jaeger from pacific rim. Granted. It lies at 2 km depth, you should just dive and take it. *** I wish for potato chips. And for their Windows driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 (edited) Granted, you get 2 potato chips and an outdated driver for Microsoft Snacks. I wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me on Earth within a week or 2, without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment. Please read my wish carefully. Edited July 3, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted. Your phone gets stolen because the "it" in your wish refers to the Lego set, not the phone. I wish for a properly cooked, ordinary Russet potato that has already been hand-delivered from Idaho, USA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted, that potato is in a different dimension. I wish for Dman’s potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Granted, you get your wish without any conditions or "catches" whatsoever. I wish for a properly colored, regular Lego scale Remote control Lego Liebherr R9800 mining excavator with all the Lego pieces (Including moving/controllable parts) the proper instructions, and the proper app downloaded on my phone so I can control it, all of this delivered safely to me on Earth within a week or 2, without Earth imploding or exploding, without being in a simulation, without me having any medical issues or conditions, without my house being destroyed, without the excavator or my phone gaining sentience, without it being dismantled, without it being stolen, without the granter's head exploding or having any other medical issue or reason why they cannot grant my wish, without the excavator melting, without it being opposite, without being teleported anywhere, and I wish to be happy once I get it, even without other Lego mining equipment, and for my phone to remain non-stolen, non-damaged, and non-otherwise something bad happening to it. Please read my wish carefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 4, 2021 Share Posted July 4, 2021 (edited) Granted. But it doesn't fit the road limits, so you are not allowed to use it. Mr. Russet asks to inform you that he hates when somebody takes his potato, so he kindly asks to plant it yourselves. Edited July 4, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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