kerbiloid Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Granted. Now your life looks like a piece of Swiss cheese, full of holes. I wish the Moon was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 (edited) Granted. The moon was “was” and is no more. i wish i hadnt woke up with this headache. <REAL WISH> <<the next wish is the one for corrupting >> i wish that Minmus was in a retrograde orbit. 173401282023 new page! 173501282023 Edited January 28, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said: Granted. The moon was “was” and is no more. i wish i hadnt woke up with this headache. <REAL WISH> <<the next wish is the one for corrupting >> i wish that Minmus was in a retrograde orbit. 173401282023 new page! 173501282023 Granted, but you did not specify its speed and now it is in a retrograde orbit around Kerbin flying around at the speed of light I wish for more funny ways to break ksp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHACK4142 Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Granted, you become one with the number 2462 I wish Latin was easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Votum tuum concessum est. Google modo utere. I wish getting Latinum was easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Granted, but you find that it tarnished, which stands contrary to RoA 102. i wish i had a latinum statue of myself that was taller than the world. 215801282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LHACK4142 Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Granted, the super-dense latinum collapses into a black hole and sucks the Earth up. I wish I had practiced harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Granted, but it wasn't good practice and the results were negligible. I wish I was a lead guitarist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 Granted. You have a guitar, cast out of lead. 2 hours ago, LHACK4142 said: I wish Latin was easier. Granted. 1 hour ago, Exploro said: Votum tuum concessum est. Google modo utere. Otumvay uumtay oncessumcay estay. Ooglegay odomay utereway. 1 hour ago, AlamoVampire said: i wish i had a latinum statue of myself that was taller than the world. Granted. Your world is 50 cm in diameter. But with the statue. I wish to know what the very first language was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 *Wish granter is a certain being with the voice of Ron Perlman. Granted. You see, before there was anything, there was nothing. And before there was nothing....there were Monsters! And such wretched beast used a terrifying and horrible tongue that for a mere mortal were to hear it, they would surely go insane out of fright. Behold! It is the language of Doooom! ... I wish not to be present at the venue where this ghastly creature is offering such a dreadful dissertation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Granted. You leave the venue and get out to the avenue. But it's harder to listen from there. I wish this ggalaxy had one arm more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Granted. Here is your ggarmalaxy. I wish I could travel the Cosmos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Granted. You travel into the Carbon-osmos. I wish to try my best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Granted, but your best was only insufficient and could not save the carbon cosmos from running out of carbon 14. i wish to see if the next user can corrupt my wish with out using the following letters: a e i o u y. 091701302023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 부여된. 해당 문자는 라틴어 기반 언어에서 사용되는 것으로 가정하므로 한글을 사용합니다. I wish I was fluent in Korean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Granted. You start reading Korea Today and Foreign Trade of the DPRK magazines. I wish to provide you with a link, but not sure if this is allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 21 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You start reading Korea Today and Foreign Trade of the DPRK magazines. I wish to provide you with a link, but not sure if this is allowed. Granted, but you get yeeted anyways for breathing exactly 1 atom too much air yesterday at exacty 10:27:02 am thinking about it I wish for a... hmm... I wish ksp propellers were more stable in timewarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 Granted. They are. In the Time Warp. Spoiler I wish the WH40k setting was more structurized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 5 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. They are. In the Time Warp. Reveal hidden contents I wish the WH40k setting was more structurized. Granted, there are now so many struts that nobody can see more than 5 inches in front of them I wish for nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 4 hours ago, JcoolTheShipbuilder said: Granted, there are now so many struts that nobody can see more than 5 inches in front of them I wish for nothing ... I wish for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 20 minutes ago, Scarecrow71 said: ... I wish for something. Granted, you get a vacuum, which is something, but is also nothing, which creates a paradox. so yea you got a.. paradox, which is something, but its out of nothing, thus causing an infinite loop of something and nothing and suddenly absolutley nothing happens I wish for that infinite loop to explode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Granted. The computer crashed because of the infinite loop while(1). I wish I can feel better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Granted. You feel that everything around is better than what you have. I wish the <website name> wasn't dropping connection on download limit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Granted. Connection is maintained through out download. However the file received is corrupted and unusable. I wish that there exists recycling service for corrupt/ defective computer files. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Granted. Now you have to pay ecological fine on every deleted file. I wish for a time machine to bring a butterfly from far past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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