Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[kerbiloid]

Granted. They opened a diner Starship 24 next to your house.

I wish for flying horseshoe crabs abover the ocean.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted you get pinched by one and the pain oh boy the pain

I wish for Starbase in australia

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get a lamp with a base cut in shape of a five pointed star.

I wish a camera on a satellite that you can access through the internet, to see Earth from space, right now.

 

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  I am the "you" you mentioned in your wish, and so I get to use said camera.  You, on the other hand, don't because, well, corruption.

I wish I was a Kerbal who was able to survive every crash landing and ship explosion.

[Kerbal Productions]

Granted, you survive those in your dreams; you die in reality when such circumstance occurs.

I wish I had some medicine for colds right now

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get some medicine in return for giving out colds. It is medicine to help you clear yourself out and you spend the rest of the day in the small room.

I wish I was @Scarecrow71

[Scarecrow71]

Granted.  Your user name is changed to Scarecrow71 on every forum you are a member of except this one.

I wish dreams were reality, thereby making reality nothing more than a dream.

[kspbutitscursed]

reality can be what ever I want

I wish for Skylab

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get Skoalab.

I wish for lunar stone-eating species.

[kspbutitscursed]

granted you get lunar spiders 

i wish for Artemis 2 

[kerbiloid]

What's wrong with previous Artemis?

I wish for Artemis 3.

[adsii1970]

Granted, you are immediately taken back to May 14, 1973.

I wish that summer would not be so hot nor bright this year...

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. Yellowstone Super Volcano erupts as a VEI-8 and we get cast into a nuclear winter!

I wish to have a life sized Jeb plush.

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[kerbiloid]

Granted. It's also Jeb's life long, and explodes.

I wish Kerbin had swamps, like the Yoda's one.

[kspbutitscursed]

HE HE HE Yoda did you say He HE HE HE 

I wish for apollo block 3 

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get version 3 of the wooden blocks with Apollo printed on them.

I wish for enough money to get that Lego model that was talked about in this thread, so many pages ago.

[kspbutitscursed]

granted you get egnough money but u lose it 

I wish for saturn V

[kerbiloid]

Granted. 

Spoiler

I wish KSP had mana fountains.

[kspbutitscursed]

granted you get Manua loa instead 

i wish that ksp had parts to build mars missions

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have a potato planting kit.

I wish it was in KSP.

[kspbutitscursed]

ok you become gene kerman 

i wish for starship to fly again

[OrdinaryKerman]

Granted. It flies, half-orbits perfectly, and just as it's finishing reentry BOOM.

I wish I can bring myself to actually study for my physics exam next week
 

[kerbiloid]

Let a phycisist bite you.

I wish I had a built-in Google Earth in my mind.

[ColdJ]

Granted: But it leaves no space for the rest.

I wish to be warmer.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Your methane production get double, the planet warming is coming faster.

I wish to identify the identifier.