Scarecrow71 Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 (edited) Granted. I wish for directive New page!!! Edited June 27, 2023 by Scarecrow71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Protect the OCP officers. I wish, Robocop had a Boston Dynamics dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Granted, However, it goes rogue and takes over the world. I wish for some ice cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Granted its prune ice cream i wish to go to space 131906272023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Granted. You are working in openspace. I wish it had a roof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 27, 2023 Share Posted June 27, 2023 Granted, you live under a fresnel lens i wish to meet the borg queen 175306272023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Granted: Now you just drone on all the time. I wish they hadn't turned Bosley into a bad guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Granted. Bosley always was a bad guy. He just got tired hiding. I wish all files were always available in the directory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Granted. It appears files were hidden due to malware, and now that you've un-hidden them, the malware infects everything. Spoiler I don't know how computers work. I wish for Suspicious Stew-flavored Pringles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Granted. its the Poison Flavor I wish for a C-5 Galaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Granted. You are in the C-5 galaxy, wherever it is. I wish you can find the path back to the Solar System. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Granted you find your war back to the wolf 359 system. i wish for kittens to bring our capybara masters back 192406282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Granted. The kittie likes the capibaras. Spoiler I wish every cat had its own tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Granted you are the tree i wish to be dodecahedron 231906282023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Granted. You are a 12-sided die whose numbers have all rubbed off due to overuse, and are now confined to the very bottom of an old and smelly dice bag. You never get used. I wish I didn't know what a dodecahedron was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Granted. You don't. But it still exists. I wish you didn't make me make a pun about that, by adding the letter "p" in this word. Now I'm puzzled, what are tetraphedron, hexaphedron, octaphedron, icosaphedron, and yes, dodecaphedron. Sounds like something antique. Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 very punny I wish to be at the starship IFT-2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Grantes. You are at the starship. But you are not on or in it. Rather, you are near it. In deep space. With no suit. Oh, you would feel joy cold space is if you hadn't asphyxiated. I wish I could survive in space without artificial life support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Granted. The air conditioning system in your openspace office is off. Survive! I wish for a dish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Granted here is your dish of meat jello i wish this that the other and four eight five zero 234006392023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Granted: You have a meat popcicle pin number. I wish I understood the human race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Granted. You understand yourself into a new galaxy outside the virgo super cluster. i wish to visit Sagittarius A Star 063507012023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Granted. See you later. Much later. Due to relativism. I wish to own a neutron star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Granted. You know have a pet neutron star! Unfortunately, it rips apart the Earth with its intense gravity. I wish for the Neutron Star cocktail: a bulletful of neutron star material covered in water, salt, and vodka. Spoiler (XKCD/What If reference) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 Granted. You get a glass of cogneutrognac. Cuban Rum is not enough. I wish for Tesseractan Rum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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