Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[TheTriniFlyer]

Granted but its filled with poison.

I wish for Trinidad and Tobago to launch a Craft into Space and not explode, and also for it to land safely, and everyone on board to survive. Also for this wish to be incorruptible.

[MGUARN]

Granted but since it is not corruptible the universe breaks causing this thread to exist ,and lots of people not being born.

wish of muffin.

[AustralianFries]

A primed grenade is in the muffin.

I wish humans stepped foot on Mars.

[OrbitusII]

Granted, but they step out of the spacecraft without spacesuits.

I wish for all pies to be pie-flavored.

[AI unit 101100]

granted, but pie flavored pies taste terrible

i wish to be human

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

Granted, you were human for 0.1 fento seconds.

I wish for Tom Baker to be The Doctor again

[Galacticruler]

Granted, but he quits after he gets his first paycheck.

I wish that religion never existed.

[stupid_chris]

Granted, but now everyone worships One Direction.

I wish I had a donut.

[Monkthespy]

Granted, but there was confusion and you got a bagel instead.

I wish for motivation to play more KSP.

[Galacticruler]

Granted, but it is immediately lost when the first rocket launches.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

I wish for the above to wish

[AustralianFries]

There is no above wish. Galacticruler forgot to wish for one, plus you're on a new page so there's no previous post "above" your post.

I wish I could sleep for at least seven hours and no more than ten hours.

[stupid_chris]

Granted, but you woke up and realized Virgin called thirty minutes before you got up to give you free tickets on their suborbital plane protoype but you missed your chance.

I wish I could bread.

[General Rarity]

Granted, but you don't get to use/eat it.

I wish I saw Australianfries before I made this account so I don't seem like a copycat.

[Joil]

Granted, but you make a mod mad and he Ban's you

I wish for an infinite amount of wishes.

[OrbitusII]

Granted, but you can only wish for burned pancakes.

I wish for my computer to be completed.

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[BamBam]

Granted, but you end up copying everyone else on the forums instead.

I wish for my computer to be completed.

Granted, but it turns out you bought a Celeron processor and it is terrible.

I wish I were a Lumberjack!

[OrbitusII]

Granted, but it turns out you bought a Celeron processor and it is terrible.

I wish I were a Lumberjack!

Granted! However, you're now 20 feet tall and have a giant blue buffalo for a pet.

I wish for MOAR BOOSTERS!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but upon further inspection you notice that they are actually Bewsterz, a cheap knockoff brand of boosters. You try to use them anyway, but their subpar build quality causes them to shoot rocket exaust in all directions instead of out of the rocket nozzle, or, in other words, they explode. I wiesh for a ray gun.

[AI unit 101100]

granted, but it requires the same amount of energy the sun gives off in its lifetime

i wish for galactic domonation

[Joil]

Granted, but you shot a mirror that reflects the beam back at you.

I wish for easier docking

[billybobsatan]

Granted. You forget to buy juggernog and you down yourself.

I wish that I could forget this.

*shivers*

[OrbitusII]

Granted, but instead you can only remember this:

I wish I could pilot any vehicle (rocket, airplane, car, tank, etc, etc, etc...).

[Weegee]

Granted. You crash all the vehicles you pilot.

I wish for fireworks to not be banned were I live >_>

[billybobsatan]

Granted. This happens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkVguDb6otc

I wish that I could win that hot dog eating contest without dying.