StupidAndy Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 granted, you get a box jellyfish in your sandwich, and you die from the stinging i wish for a walrus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Granted. You have a walrus surgically grafted to your back. Have fun carrying two tons of fat around all the time I wish for a TARDIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Granted. It takes you back to the mob era and you're shot to death before you even walk out. I wish for Squad to let me publish my stories without copyright or trademark issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Granted. Nobody buys them. I wish for a safe, efficient, and cheap rocket engine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 13, 2016 Share Posted December 13, 2016 Granted. However, it has less thrust than an ion engine. I wish to win the Dakar Rally Challenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Granted. Then you get fired for playing GTA instead of working. I wish Saints Row series overcome GTA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Granted. It overcomes it on the terrible scale, becoming the worst game ever (Yes, worse than CoD Ghosts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Granted! Since you didn't exactly wish for anything, would you like a poisoned coffee? I wish for @The White Guardian to be turned into a spider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The White Guardian Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 1 hour ago, SAS123 said: Granted! Since you didn't exactly wish for anything, would you like a poisoned coffee? I wish for @The White Guardian to be turned into a spider. Granted, but I become Spiderman. I wish... uh... I don't even know. Let's just go with, I wish I knew C# script like the back of my hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Granted, you receive just the back cover of "C# for dummies" I wish for orange juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Granted, but it has pulp. I wish for a turtle plushie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Granted, but it got mis-heard as "flushie" and went down the toilet with all your dreams..... I wish for Sol to go nova on Tuesday of next week, at 2:30pm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkOwl57 Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Granted, but it will explode. I wish for everyone's christmas wish to come true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, DarkOwl57 said: I wish for everyone's christmas wish to come true Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Granted! You receive an abundence of wishes! You may choose one but remember it will be 'fun' @kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 (edited) Granted........ i wish @SAS123 had made a wish Edited December 16, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 On 12/13/2016 at 11:58 AM, Xorth Tanovar said: Granted, you receive it in abundance. Of course, this also means no more air and you die from asphyxiation. I wish for a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich. Granted, but the jellyfish is live and stings your mouth. I wish I could invent a sport called pie splat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 granted, but it isn't sucsessful, nobody likes it, and is banned for health reasons by the government i wish for everything that ever exsisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Granted. Everything that ever existed, which is now duplicating over and over as you and all of your duplicates wish for everything that ever existed, is now implanted inside of you. You pop. I wish for a really good box of jelly beans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Granted. They're poisoned. I wish for all my favorite mods to be combined into one giant mod that I can run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Program Kerbal Space Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 I wish I had more RAM so I can use visual mods (Idk if this is hard to corrupt) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 29 minutes ago, Program Kerbal Space said: I wish I had more RAM so I can use visual mods (Idk if this is hard to corrupt) Granted! You receive 1 Megabyte worth of RAM. I wish for saturn to be at the same place and distance as the moon with the moon orbiting in a stable orbit around saturn as well as earth and saturn also has all its moons in stable orbits around saturn so nothing collides with earth or the moon and it also has its rings still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 (edited) Granted! Now Earth is barren due to the tsunami tidal waves. Edited December 16, 2016 by Nailed it! Didn't read the original post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Nailed it! said: But your computer becomes alive and spends all the memory and RAM in computer philosophy. I wish I was a setient computer progrm (with many back-ups in many computers, so people could not delete me) (You missed my post. We must of sent ours at the exact same time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 1 minute ago, SAS123 said: (You missed my post. We must of sent ours at the exact same time) Sorry! I wish I owned a Galaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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