KerballingSmasher Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 Granted. The Stratolaunch explodes. I wish for a decent graphics card to go in my dang old computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunardog15 Posted March 15, 2019 Share Posted March 15, 2019 you now have a gtx-9999 however it uses a port not yet invented yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 You made no wish, therefore you become nothing. I wish that I could actually take a nice two-way round trip to the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeslaPenguin1 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Granted. While in space, your ship gets attacked by a rogue satellite, and you are left floating somewhere around the moon. I wish I could talk to penguins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 (edited) (ninja'd) 42 minutes ago, Kerballing (Got Dunked On) said: I wish that I could actually take a nice two-way round trip to the Moon. Granted. You do. But you forgot your camera at home, so nobody believes you without photos. I wish you had. 1 minute ago, TeslaPenguin1 said: I wish I could talk to penguins Granted. You can. I wish they could this, too. Edited March 19, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lunardog15 Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 they do but they only speak in regular expressions. have fun I wish computers didn't break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) Granted. Skynet wins. I wish they had stopped the Terminator franchise after T-2. Edited March 20, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Granted. Now they do 15 games more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt. Hunt Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Granted, the universe ceases to exist because you wished for nothing. I wish for Infinite funds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Granted. Your pockets now have no bottom. I wish water could be compressible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Granted, but you need an Immense Pressure to Compress it. I wish, for my Crocodile army... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 They ate me... I wish T Series stay above PewDiePie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 30, 2019 Share Posted March 30, 2019 (edited) They ate you. So, nobody cares about T and PDP. I wish you are happy now. Edited March 30, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confused Scientist Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 (edited) Granted. You are happy now, and never again. (Gosh, what a dark turn!) I wish for a chocolate sundae with moderate rainbow sprinkles, hot fudge my discretion. Edited March 31, 2019 by Confused Scientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Granted. The ice cream was maded with expired milk, and the sprinkles of plastic. Hot Fudge to be added at your discretion on it of course I wish I didn't want death everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barzon Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Granted. Now you die every day. I wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 you get a fish i wish hoi4 was not bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Granted. HOI4 is nonexistent. You can't say a game is bad if it doesn't exist at all. I wish the UK would not leave the EU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 Granted. Now every single British say eyoooooooo... I wish tomorrow I can go back home from boarding school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 1 minute ago, FahmiRBLXian said: I wish tomorrow I can go back home from boarding school. Granted. The school comes back with you. After all, it is a board... I wish I could com up with a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 10 hours ago, Wildcat111 said: Granted. The school comes back with you. After all, it is a board... I wish I could com up with a wish. Granted. Now the genie gives you another slot for another wish. I wish I can play PUBG Mobile* on my Samsung Galaxy Grand Prime**. Spoiler *Not the Lite one since it's unavailable in my country. ** I'm thinking on buying an early last year's Samsung Galaxy J4 (Not the late-2018 J4 Core). At least I can play some PUBG there. Spoiler But I'll still play KSP on my PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 (edited) Granted. Any wish is granted on the 1st of April. But nothing completely. I wish for a "Lik'em all" button. Edited April 1, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Granted... It will be added on 9/8/387945623701529. I wish the "Downvote?" option is only for April fools and not a permanent addition. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 Granted. Lieterally. I wish the Upvote option was only for April fools. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Could be granted only on the 1st of April. I wish for 1.7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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