MDZhB Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Granted, you fall asleep for exactly 2 seconds. I wish for this wish to not be granted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 The wish is disgranted on user wish. I wish for my coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 Kauphy acquired. I wish it was Friday today so that I get my good classes with my bad classes, as opposed to all of my bad classes and no good classes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeet_TheDinosaur Posted September 5, 2019 Share Posted September 5, 2019 (edited) Granted, but all of your bad classes get extended, making you miss your good classes. I wish that the school wi-fi will change that KSP forum will be no longer blocked Edited September 5, 2019 by Yeet_TheDinosaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Granted. The school wifi changes to deadly microwave beams that incinerate everything within a 100-mile radius. I wish I could drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Granted you drift under a bus wheel. I want a CNC mill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Granted. You have bought a windmill and an abacus. I wish for moar KSP-2 spoilers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeet_TheDinosaur Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Granted, but the price have gone up to 100$ and it has more micro transactions then EA games. I wish I can get out of Australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Granted. A new Ice Age freezes the sea around Australia. Welcome to Antarctica! I wish for Australian-Antarctic penguroo hybride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Granted, then it eats you. I wish for a complete set of all elements in the universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 All of them are teleported to your location. You instantly die of radiation poisoning. I would like some P̴̪͑a̶̛̳̮̔̀i̸̞̤̔̍n̶̖̫͋̇ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted September 6, 2019 Share Posted September 6, 2019 Granted. After the universe dies. I want to sleep at night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDJ Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Granted. I smack you across the head with a frozen salmon. I wish there was a Teenager / Adult translator. Would make my life easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 8, 2019 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Granted. Now every second word is replaced for you like this forum filter is doing. So, you understand nothing at any side. I wish the 1,000 gets helloed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Granted, your eardrums break. I wish Tweakscale didn't break stuff as often as it does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 Granted. Tweakscale is changed. Now you realize that nowadays Tweakscale breaks stuff rarely. I wish the ribbons above were aligned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted September 14, 2019 Share Posted September 14, 2019 (edited) Granted. They already are. I wish I could think harder Edited September 14, 2019 by TheKSPBeginner E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulfur Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Granted. Every time you want to think you now have to hit a hard surface with your head. I wish I had unlimited wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Granted. You have no idea what to use them all for. I wish that I would get over this danged cold before I leave for Florida tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Granted. Now you've got a fever. I wish I had a dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 12 minutes ago, Dman979 said: I wish I had a dollar. Granted. Unfortunately Clint Eastwood shot you and took it back. I wish I had a few dollars more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Granted. You also have to give me a dollar back. I wish for a dollar that Clint Eastwood won't harm me for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barzon Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Granted. I take it instead. I wish for RAM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 Granted. What do you plan on doing with your new animal? I wish for a dollar that I can keep, and that no one will harm me for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh1pman Posted September 17, 2019 Share Posted September 17, 2019 59 minutes ago, Dman979 said: I wish for a dollar that I can keep, and that no one will harm me for. Granted. But as soon as you let go of that dollar, they will harm you. I wish humans could regenerate lost teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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