Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[NuclearFish]

I wish humans to make first contact with alien civilization. 

[ColdJ]

Granted: It already happened 4000 years ago.

I wish you all forget that there are 2 parts to each post.

[Admiral Fluffy]

I wish people remembered to post the first part.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.

Why do the whales not walk on ground? _{Oops. wrong thread.}
I wish the whales could walk on ground.

Edited April 29, 2022 by kerbiloid

[NuclearFish]

Granted! 

Whales are stinky and destroy everything on their way. 

[kerbiloid]

And what's the wish?

[ColdJ]

Granted: You know the wish but wish you didn't.

I wish I didn't know the wish.

[NuclearFish]

Granted! You don't know the wish but everyone else does. 

 

I wish all KSP mods to work on latest version

 

[ColdJ]

Granted: You follow my threads, learn how to configure and use blender with the .mu plugin, get all the old mods, import the .dae files, strip out the old type of colliders, put in new ones, make sure the models have a material setup and the appropriate ksp shader, that is setup to find your text files,export them as .mu then go in and give them all new configs so they work with the new module setups. You then rigorously test and finally release the updated mods, only to have someone who has no idea how much it took to update it, critique your work.

I wish you do this so I can enjoy them.

Edited April 29, 2022 by ColdJ

[NuclearFish]

Wish granted! I did it, but I'm too lazy so I broke all mods. 

(I didn't want to break it but thread rules primused me) 

 

I wish spaghetti carbonara. 

Edited April 29, 2022 by NuclearFish

[kerbiloid]

Granted. They are black-colored and very strong, so you can neither bite them off, neither chew, nor cut with knife.

I wish, your toilet seat is near the kitchen, because the spaghetti has just begun.

[ColdJ]

Granted: but now the toilet has no seat.

I wish that your wish didn't sound like yucky things were going to happen.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. No carbon spaghetti available.

I wish hydrogen as many isotopes as needed.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You get all the players from the Springfield baseball team.

I wish you to guess what is next.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Ten posts more till the new page.

I wish the instagram pagination was same easy.
Why should I scroll my former school webpage all the morning long?

(A rhetorical question)

[NuclearFish]

Granted. Now you can either scroll to very bottom, or to the very beggining. 

 

I wish all countries to unite. 

[Autochrome]

Granted: All counties unite after a nuclear war that wiped out most of the population.

I wish I could go to Cape Canaveral.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, but a rocket falls over onto you.

I wish I could buy a European truck in the U.S. (with the steering wheel on the LEFT, please) 

 

[Autochrome]

Granted: You have to drive on the left side of the road, against the flow of cars.

I wish I didn’t have to go to school on Monday.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. 0.25 l is left in the oxygen tank.

I wish you could breath helium.

[Autochrome]

Granted: Your voice is forever annoyingly high-pitched.

I wish KSP didn’t horrendously lag with visual mods on my computer.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are still trying to switch the computer on, but KSP is definitely not lagging.

I wish there was a chemical element Stadium.

(To make puns with its chemical compound names.)

[Autochrome]

Granted: Whenever you make the element, it forms into a full-size Baseball Stadium, crushing you.

I wish there were no illnesses in the world.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Everything is instantly fatal. (It feels really mean to say that, so appologies.)

I wish for floating structures that have an internal vaccum for buoyancy.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, but they require you to manually hand crank the pump to maintain vacuum.

i wish for a secret wish that only a few people i know who know what that wish is to happen.

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