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Stupid reasons to call 911!

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... unless the BSOD is on a board computer display.

Then it's the time.

Edited by kerbiloid

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Encore! Encore!

Calling 911 because your ride to catch a train didn't show and you think a police escort would get you there in time.

Calling 911 because there's tomato in your sandwich.

Calling 911 because your debit card is stuck in an ATM.

As reported by the Peel Regional Police from Ontario, Canada.

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Calling 911 to tell them about the Stupid reasons to call 911!-thread.

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Calling 911 because Matt Lowne had his channel copyright-struck

Calling 911 because your Jool-5 ship was kraken-struck

Calling 911 because your girlfriend left you dumb-struck.

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Calling 911 because you can't think of anything that rhymes with the word orange.

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16 hours ago, 55delta said:

Calling 911 because you can't think of anything that rhymes with the word orange.

Lagrange

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Calling 911 to complain about your phone line having been cut by your provider.

Calling 911 to ask about the date of Daylight saving time.

 

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Calling 911 to complain about the latest movie trailer (for any movie.)

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On 12/4/2019 at 6:54 PM, 55delta said:

Calling 911 to complain about the latest movie trailer (for any movie.)

Calling 911 to complain that the movie you paid big bucks to watch in the theater was horrible

.... or that the people behind you talked all through it, dropping spoilers and eating and slurping loudly.

.... or cuz you're bored...

Edited by StrandedonEarth

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Calling 911 to complain that the cameraman of the movie was so bad, that all the movie long you were looking at the dark figures walking between the camera and the theater screen.

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Calling 911 because you watched The Matrix recently and you're questioning if reality is a simulation.

(If you do experience this, sit and think about RL human history and civilization until this feeling fades.)

Calling 911 because you realized you are in The Matrix.

(Asking for help getting out of a simulation with people also in a simulation is self-defeating. Learn Kung-fu instead.)

Calling 911 because you watched The Matrix Revolution.

(This film does not exist and we don't acknowledge its existence.)

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Calling 911 because they are planning a 4th Matrix movie.

(Authorities just shrug and refuse to comment.)

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Calling 911 because you had an off-nominal orbital insertion burn. 

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Calling 911 because you didn't get your target result for a major exam.

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