Kerbal Death Note

[Abel Military Services]

Kerman was a prisoner. One day, when he accidentally entered the prison's arsenal, the guards ask him to exit immediately. But Kerman thought that they were asking another Kerbal, and the angry guards shot him immediately. 

Kirk Kerman - 5c

[Mars-Bound Hokie]

Kirk was just walking on the streets of Woomerang when suddenly, high above the city, a cargo plane carrying explosive substances was starting to crash. One of the crewmembers' kPhone 5c slipped out through the hole and fell to the ground. It landed on Kirk's head, forcing him to the ground where he snapped his neck on the curb.

 

Jenny Kerman will die after snorting hot tea through her nose.

Edited November 13, 2022 by Mars-Bound Hokie
Didn't see Kirk Kerman

[Abel Military Services]

Jenny lives in North Kerbin. One day, when she was drinking a cup of hot tea, Jeb's plane crashed due to he filled the fuel tank with Vodka. When she sees this, she laughs and everybody knows what happens next. 

Xiao Ming Kerman - Big Brother

[Abel Military Services]

Xiao Ming was a member of the resistance. When he was doing a task, he got caught and vanished. 

Gaster Kerman - Swimming in a spent fuel pool

[Watermel00n]

Gaster Kerman was a top food critic. One day, he decided to visit the Kerbstown Nuclear Reactor to try their food. Unfortunately, he was kidnapped by a gang of chefs who had gotten bad reviews and was thrown into the spent fuel pool, killing him

 

Jimbo Kerman - Melon Husk

[Rutabaga22]

Jimbo was sitting, peeling his water melon, when a giant watermelon eating monster attacked. He faught, it was close, but he won. Moments later he tripped on his  melon and died.

 

Ford Kerman - Improbability 

[Abel Military Services]

Ford Kerman was walking on the street when a giant asteroid made of highly radioactive elements appears nearby Kerbin. The radioactive was so high that everyone is dead. But the elder gods of the Kerbal civilization revived everyone except Ford because an accident wiped out his file on every database. 

Dr. Abel Kerman - coincidence 

Edited January 13, 2023 by Abel Military Services

[ColdJ]

Dr Abel Kerman had just demolished somebodies house. By strange coincidence a Vogon constructor fleet then demolished the planet they were on, to make a Hyperspace Bypass.

Washington Kerman: Wooden teeth.

[Abel Military Services]

Washington Kerman was a molotov scientist who mainly tests things that can make flammable things on fire(AKA molotov). While he's testing a new type of molotov the liquid in the bottle somehow get through an unstable Einstein-Rosen bridge into his mouth. Unluckily, his teeth is made of wood, which is a flammable material. 

Dr. Bright Kerman - Cthulhu

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Dr. Bright Kerman was a weird child with bright dreams and a bright future. He wanted to beat the sea speed record. He was engineering all day, that's why he failed most of his classes. He got rejected from engineering school. So he made his own company to make boats and ships. He started out small and made a wooden boat. He stole some jet engines from the KSC, tested it out, reached 200m/s, but he crashed and was in a coma for a week. He broke the record. However that was not enough for him. He continued making "boats".  300m/s. 400m/s. 500m/s. All conquered. Yet not enough. Until he made a craft to go 600m/s. He reached 550 when he got surrounded by a storm. He hit the emergency brakes and flew out of the front window. He managed to survive but the next thing he saw was Cthulhu. Ok lets just get to the endz he got died. Fin.

Aero Kerman: Reviving a dead thread

[Watermel00n]

Aero Kerman was scrolling on the Human Space Program forums when he saw a dead thread. So he revived it. Unfortunately, he died shortly after due to acute necroposting.

Loony Kerman - Custom Plugin

[RevanX_LSR]

L00ny Kerman learnt about C# coding and decided to make a custom KSP plugin that would spawn space junk in orbit above him. However, he forgot to set them at a proper orbital altitude and the space junk collided into him at orbital speed.

 

revan kerman (why haven’t i changed my name yet) - Kopernicus planets

[TwoCalories]

Revan Kerman spent three weeks making a mod for Hooman Space Program with Kopernicus. He then tried to load up his mod, but it didn't work. Angered and frustrated, he poofed into smoke, like Kerbals do.

Doyle Kerman - Tidal waves

Edited August 12, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Doyle Kerman was an owner of a small fishing boat. (Fish in KSP confirmed?) He barely had enough money to live. One day there was going to be a massive storm in the ocean. Dayle was warned, but he ignored it. He sailed into the ocean. Suddenly, a 20 meter wave hit Dayle's boat at 120km/h. He obviously died.

Jar-Jar Kerman - Being clumsy

[TwoCalories]

Jar-Jar Kerman was preparing the Ranger-1 for launch. The Ranger-1 was an unmanned test mission for an experimental spacecraft. But as they performed the final tasks, Jar-Jar tripped and got locked inside the craft. He was stuck inside as the rocket launched into space. Jar-Jar panicked and started trying to bring the ship down. Unfortunately, he accidentally bumped into the wrong switch, which powered down the spacecraft, sending Jar-Jar to his doom.

Case Kerman - Didn't have time for caution.

[TwoCalories]

Case Kerman was trying to dock his SSTO to a rotating space station and said "this is no time for caution!" Since he wasn't cautious enough, he smashed into the station and his SSTO depressurized.

Jedebiah Kerman - being confused for Jebediah Kerman.

Edited September 25, 2023 by TwoCalories

[Kerbalsaurus]

Jedediah Kerman is thought to be Jeb and is put on a highly experimental plane; proceeds to crash at the end of the runway.

Malgard Kerman - Forgotten Abort Action Group

[TwoCalories]

Malgard Kerman was piloting the prototype spacecraft Tutum-4. As he took off expertly, the mysterious force known as the Player stage an SRB randomly a structural linkage between SRB-3 and the main fuselage failed, and the rocket flipped over and ripped apart by the aerodynamic forces. As Malgard panicked, he realized he couldn't find the abort button. As the Tutum-4 tumbled to earth, he managed to find it and start spamming it in panic, before realizing it wasn't set up. So, he started staging rapidly but it separated the abort tower and prematurely activated the parachutes, causing them to rip away, sending Malgard to his doom.

Roger Roger Kerman - Missing his shot.

[TwoCalories]

Roger Roger Kerman was manning the BDArmory turret guarding the airbase at Kola Island, south of the old Island Airstrip. Suddenly, a renegade booster from the KSC came hurtling down upon the airbase. RR Kerman had one shot to take it down before it devastated the base, so he locked on, closed his eyes, and pulled the trigger. In retrospect, closing his eyes was not a good idea, as he didn't notice that the booster shook off his lock just before he fired.

Calor E. Kerman - Rereviving a dead thread.

[Iapetus7342]

Calor E. Kerman, very bored while on a similarly long mission to Eeloo, revives a random HSP forum thread to stir up some conversation with his pals, only to die of a stroke in the MK1-3 command pod by himself after seeing a post that was unrelated to the conversation with untagged flashing lights in it. He was only 1/5th of the way to the frozen dwarf, only being discovered a kerbin day later by his pod mate Halor I. Kerman during a mandatory checkup after Calor failed to return to the on-board science lab.

Javin K. Kerman - Interstellar colony ship failure.

Edited April 6 by Iapetus7342
Altered to fit the KSP universe more.