Exploro Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 (edited) 5 hours ago, Scarecrow71 said: Granted. You get beaten up by the father of the baby you took it from. I wish that I was a transformer. Granted. You are a transformer from a broken down microwave. Now I wish for a new microwave oven. Edited January 7, 2022 by Exploro Misread wish. Fixed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Granted. But the wave is so micro that you hardly can cook anything but baked ants. I wish for a webcam near the Sgr A*. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Granted: but it is found and you are arrested for being a peeping tom. I wish I understood the instant teleporter badges they introduced in Star Trek Discovery, season 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Granted. Now you are a StarTrek expendable NPC and can't escape because the ST fizzix is incompatible to the irl. I wish Lexx had entered the StarTrek universe and modified it in its usual way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Granted. Lex Luthor is now part of Star Trek canon. I wish Jon Cryer had never been cast as Lex Luthor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 (edited) Granted. You reappear in the reality where nobody heard about Star Trek. I wish Mantrid and his Arms had entered the StarTrek universe and modified it in its* usual way. (* As we can only conditionally treat Mantrid as a human person.) Edited January 7, 2022 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Granted: But they go back in time and reset the time line yet again. I wish I could think of a good pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Granted, the pun was so good everyone liked it, you became the pun king. You can't make a bad pun, though, so you'll have to think of outstanding puns like it's your full-time job. I wish someone knows my secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Granted, Everybody knows where you live on, and then you die after massive Protest Fan Group Suffocation. I wish the Power of QWERTY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Granted, you accidentally learn the power of AZERTY I wish for someone to know the 2-15-6 thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Granted. 2% of deposit interest, 15% of tax, 6 months before first withdrawal I wish ZX Spectrum had 4 GB of RAM in my years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted. ZX Spectrum achieves 4GB of RAM 1 second before your untimely death. I wish I would have known that you were going through this and that I was the only person that could be able to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted, you were the last to know he was going through this. At least you knew, just not too early though. I wish to go interstellar today (in KSP of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted, as you Install Galaxies Unbound, Grannus Expansion Pack, Extrasolar, and yet even many planet mods(which i could include, but i like the first 3 ones), your pc goes full launchsite 110 3 july Baikonur Cosmodrome, exactly when N1 did his job. I wish a powerful Telescope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted. Spend 10 billion dollars and get a copy of the JWST! I wish Blueshift would not take 4 hours to download. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted: Now when it reaches 3 hours it hangs indefinitely. I wish people would write out the full name so we don't have to guess or look up the acronym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted, but it's corrupted by the server. I wish KSP to be better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted. The KSP-2 release date is shifted by five years more. I wish New Horizons had met 'Oumuamua, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted, New Horizons is now a rebel spacecraft since Omuamua was actually an evil alien craft. I wish to know who's Stephen on Swift's Hey Stephen song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted. Stephen is a hey, as it follows from the title. I wish Sedna had a moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted, it was made by some nefarious Type II civilization and shattered Sedna without anyone noticing. I wish for that nefarious Type II civilization's moon to just don't be hungry for energy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted, and it looses energy and momentum and dives into the Sun. I wish this to happen: https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1759189883740586227/9530B5A74D073B6252FDD7705D038C0DB909EE20/?imw=1024&imh=768&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=true (the rover is Perseverance, btw) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Granted, but now kerbals cover Mars and they leave damage that screw with our attempts to determine if Mars ever had life on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 No wish was granted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 I wish that I could read better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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