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You get a glass with some water. It really is slightly alkali, but don’t tell anyone that.

I wish for Ms. Buktu to be revived so she can see how popular a phrase with her name ha become.

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She will, but nobody will pay attention to this anymore.

I wish to have a real talk with a human being.

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Granted, they disappear before they can awnser.

I wish for $10.

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granted, they will be fake and you'll go to the lockdown place.

i wish to be able to live on Venus.

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Granted. You're perpetually in pain from breathing normally poisonous fumes that are the Venusian atmosphere. You are in constant starvation from lack of food. And God forbid you have water on Venus, that won't do.

Have fun suffering until old age.

 

I wish for control over all facets of my death.

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You ended up can only control your face after death. Which deemed redundant since you can only control your face and nothing other.

I wish Iftar today is earlier than yesterday.

 

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But SuperMiiBrother didn't understand, So now Iftar doesn't exist! 

 

I wish for a Nuclear War.

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there is now a new clear war

i wish for gifs

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Posted (edited)

You got gifts instead.

1 hour ago, SuperMiiBrother said:

But SuperMiiBrother didn't understand, So now Iftar doesn't exist!

So I expected an Indonesian to answer my wish. And Iftar means breaking fast for Muslims who did fasting, especially during Ramadhan.

And if Iftar is nonexistent, people who are fasting could go hungry even longer tho...

I wish for Ayam Percik as the meal for tomorrow's Iftar.

Edited by FahmiRBLXian

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On ‎5‎/‎10‎/‎2019 at 3:13 AM, FahmiRBLXian said:

You ended up can only control your face after death. Which deemed redundant since you can only control your face and nothing other.

SMH SMH I meant facets as in all *aspects" of my death. smh smh.

Your wish for ayam percik is granted. But unfortunately, tomorrow never comes, for if it did, it would no longer be tomorrow, but rather today. Have fun chasing something you will never have.

 

I wish for the abolition of chairs. 

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Posted (edited)
10 hours ago, SpaceplaneAddict said:

I wish for the abolition of chairs.

So now, you don't have a leg to sit on.  Too late, you wish for a chair with wheels now that you need one!

I wish for a clue what this topic is about and how it relates to space travel and also please don't call me a Noob.  (I wish I knew what that was!)

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You get a very cryptic clue and you spend the rest of your life trying to figure it out, slowly going insane.

I wish my food poisoning clears up and my body stops aching urgh

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You've cured from food poisoning but then poisonous substance (Let's say, Uranium) becomes a food.

Spoiler

Get well soon anyhow. I could imagine if it happened to fasting people (Though one can still stop fasting if things get too dangerous).

I wish the New Moon shows up by 29th Ramadhan instead of 30th.

Spoiler

Anyone anmoyed about you need to fast another day after the announcement states that the New Moon didn't show up?

 

 

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Granted. Congratulations, you've just screwed up tidal schedules and have most likely cause
-Extensive coastal flooding
-Millions of deaths
-Potentially billions in damages
… and so much more!

 

I wish for Cold War 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Granted. They live around KSC and are rocket-eating animals.

I wish for an inert cake.

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The cake is truly made out of inert gasses, including Helium. You eat the cake and you got the voice of a chipmunk.

4 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish for animals in KSP.

A HUUUUUGE flock of birds anihilating the whole KSC that every time you take off in a plane, your plane cripples as it struggles through the flock of birds in an air particle-dense formation, burning birds and not fuel.

I wish for Time Warp IRL but not Physics Warp.

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Granted. The time is frozen for you, and you a staying like a statue, while others are moving around at 1000000x speed.

I wish to unsleep.

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Granted, but you now have insomnia.

I wish communism will be reestablished.

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Granted. We'll no longer get access to the ISS, the Russian portion of the ISS will be detached and the ongoing Trade War escalates. And the US will reuse the remaining Cold War air raid sirens alongside present-day tornado siren systems to warn of a possible nuclear fallout. And the FEMA will have Fallout Vault Boy mascot then.

I wish I found my lost locker key as soon as possible.

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Granted, however the lock gets changed.

I wish for maps

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Granted. You get a bunch of paper maps, except they just have data for Minecraft maps printed on them, impossible to make anything useful out unless you typed it all into a computer.

I wish for the power to transport myself to any pipe organ in the middle of the night and play it, appearing as a ghostly apparition to anyone who sees me.

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Granted. You receive the power to transport myself to any pipe organ in the middle of the night and play it, appearing as a ghostly apparition to anyone who sees you, but someone calls the Ghostbusters

 

I wish Jebediah Kerman was my best friend

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Granted, but you will be killed on a rocket built by him with to much boosters (mostly because the game will crash).

I wish to have a new pair of pants.

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Granted. You rip your pants apart and get them as a pair of legs.

I wish the "The Veneium" banner fits vertical size of the signature.

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