Dman979 Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 46 minutes ago, Kernel Kraken said: Granted, but the Genie gets confused and grants you a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no harm will come to me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have. Instead. Finally! I've been waiting for a dollar so I can put some more money in the Reputation Vending Machine! Granted. You have an Alexa. No need to corrupt that wish, it's already bad enough. I wish for a potato without bugs and fungi eating it, not a dollar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 (edited) Granted. Except that it's a sweet potato. I wish for a Millennium Falcon, and the ability to operate and maintain it. Edited September 24, 2019 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Granted. You get a Falcon (no matter, a spaceship, or rocket, or anything else) powered with famous Windows Millenium operating system, so Millenium Falcon. Of course, it crashes together with the Falcon immediately after launch. It always does this. I wish for 3.11 WG Falcon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 (edited) Granted. you get a Weight Gaining falcon that will cut you 3 to 11 times every hour. I wish that this website actually acknowledges the fact that I have 10 approved posts times instead of saying that I have 4. Edited September 24, 2019 by Dirkidirk needed to fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geonovast Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Dirkidirk said: I that this website actually acknowledges the fact that I have 10 approved posts times instead of saying that I have 4. Posts within the Lounge and Forum games do not count toward your actual post count. If you make one more meaningful post outside of the lounge, you'll no longer need approval. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Geonovast said: Posts within the Lounge and Forum games do not count toward your actual post count. If you make one more meaningful post outside of the lounge, you'll no longer need approval. oh ok, I'm dumb new and improved wish: I wish that I knew what Geonovast said before I went on here and started posting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 24, 2019 Share Posted September 24, 2019 Granted. It doesn't deterr you from posting here, however. I wish for a drumset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Granted. You got a drumset together with two KFC drumsticks. 5 hours ago, Geonovast said: Posts within the Lounge and Forum games do not count toward your actual post count. If you make one more meaningful post outside of the lounge, you'll no longer need approval. IIRC I've made it outta the 5-approved-posts in The Lounge. Or did I posted 5 more times outside this? I wish for a Samsung Galaxy Note 10+, Galaxy Buds and the Wireless Battery Pack. Spoiler For those who are unaware about the WBP, here's the thing : Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) Granted. You've got no cell service. I wish for a russet potato without bugs and fungi eating it, not a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no harm will come to me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have. Edited September 25, 2019 by Dman979 Made a whoopsies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 Granted. You pay that dollar and get a russet potato with bugs and fungi not eating it. I wish for an Early Solar System tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted September 25, 2019 Share Posted September 25, 2019 (edited) Granted. you are warped to the very early solar system, 4 billion years ago, and are taken on a tour of the 8 planets (which still look like red hot coals) on my exteremely slow interplanetary ship, taking 50 years. then you are transported to the present, where you can tell about your exteremely boring trip. I wish for the ability to reverse time (keeping all the knowledge I had beforehand ) whenever I make a mistake. Edited September 25, 2019 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 (edited) Granted but you went back too far and passed everything and never ever enjoyed failure again, leading you down for sadness forever. (I'm so bad at this) I wish for more stock planets in KSP with no horrible effects to the other existing planets or citizens/kerbonauts thereof. Edited September 26, 2019 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 (edited) Granted. Every moon becomes a planet. I wish for an Early Solar System tour with adaptive timewarp, to watch significant events of its formation. Of course this means that like in the Wells' novel, while I'm riding the time machine I'm "immaterial" from the outside pov, and can't be hurted. P.S. I always fasten seat belts in a plane, so I definitely would do this riding the time machine, so I can't fall. P.P.S. Obviously, the time machine travel duration is negligible, so it doesn't have enough time to crash. Edited September 26, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Granted, but you messed up the time travel to the present so you are returned to 500 years ago where bad things happened. I wish for @Dman979's potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Granted, as it's the thread of granted wishes. I wish, unpotatoed @Dman979 didn't spend his dollar and can make a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Granted. he managed to get some gold, but Clint Eastwood ended up hanging him on a tree after killing the Bad guy. I wish would be a fourth movie from the Dollar Trilogy so I can keep making jokes with! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 (edited) Granted. It's all about Singaporean Dollar, which US$1=SG$1.38. I wish I can score straight A for all subjects in next week's exam. EDIT: It's a major one. Seriously. Edited September 26, 2019 by FahmiRBLXian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Granted. but the government gets suspicious, and you disappear the next day. I wish that all fire ants in the southeast would die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 Granted. There is now just fire. I wish to explore the space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 You now drift in space. I wish for a piece of sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 (edited) Granted, you get a jar full of air, which is technically a piece of sky. 21 hours ago, FahmiRBLXian said: I wish I can score straight A for all subjects in next week's exam. EDIT: It's a major one. Seriously Same here. Edited September 27, 2019 by Space Nerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Granted. Both of you have learnt the subjects well and get straight A. I wish for the current Java Update successful finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 You instead acquire Java, Indonesia. I would like the spirits of the forum to procure a shrunken head for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted September 27, 2019 Share Posted September 27, 2019 Granted. the spirits of the forum take your head and shrink your it for you. I wish for a PC that I can own that is capable of running space engine In 12K and in MAXIMUM FPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Granted, but the power requirements drive your electrical bill through the roof and the PC won't fit in your house. The universe runs at a few trillion frames per second, trying to reach that is a bit much. I wish everyone would stop blindly following companies and buying everything the companies shove down their throats. People should actually research purchases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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