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kerbiloid

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  1. Gets Millenium Falcon Fakeup. Inserts Calamari Corvette.
  2. When Gandalf visited Shire, he didn't need anything from the hobbits. He needed nothing. He needed a real nothing, a real loser, a true shlimazel that would fail everything even with the mighty The One Ring. That 's how Frodo began his way.
  3. The ocean planet would turn into either into Supervenus, or into Underuranus.
  4. But the entropy is a measure of chaos. How can the Universe keep expanding determinately, when the growing entropy should make its further evolution chaotic.
  5. Originally the Hobbits were Rohirrim, and their ponies were horses.
  6. No problem, we'll split the plate of the Couple Soup in two. Waiter! Waiter. Waiter... Wa-iter? WA ITER!!! Please, the ITER annual report and big coffee.
  7. Then we are at the wrong side of the event horizon. Unexpectedly related: Does it mean that Pepsi-Cola cures lack of pepsi in the organism, i.e. "dyspepsia"?
  8. Granted. You take sand, add lime, animal glue, and water, and start making sandstone blocks to build the sand castle. I wish they were merging several similarly looking actresses into their average one.
  9. Calling 911 to find your GameMaster. (Hearing from behind: "Purrr... Purrr... AAARRGGHH!!!")
  10. Running cardio workout with gym instructor named Ginger and eating. Jogginger cookie.
  11. Gets a brochure with the airport security rules. Inserts USB cable.
  12. Ban 5: Mrs. Bane at the Pentagram of Pyros.
  13. A periscope at the hill top. Mos sad hill.
  14. If the entropy is always growing, how can the Universe expansion be determinate?
  15. Define the word "in". If the entropy is always growing, how can the Universe expansion be determinate? (Btw... Gonna copy it to the S&S section.)
  16. The Genie back is already in the bottle. Only the upper part of the torso is outside. I wish for a 4d pyramid in Egypt.
  17. Please, close the fly, and stop throwing food onto the heads of street walkers. Dogger! Please, a hot dog with syrup and ketchup.
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