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Calling 911 because you are out of purrillium neutron reflector for your reactor.

CaKeS are CooKieS, if omit the vowels. CKS Cakookie.

"Next time we'll use Fivestarliner."

When the microcalculators were big. 21+ only

Also I have a feeling that his guy is a late-medieval German scholasts' joke, Aristotle... Aristeufel... (Aristokratisch + Teufel?) Remember that Dr. Favst's fellow. Mephistopheles... Μῆτις Teufel...

Better give him a lens to count the fly legs again.

"Who am I? What do I want? Why does that electric lamp garland dislike the Vorlons? What are those four strange points approaching the Martian Colony? Wait... Am I first time here?"

"Give me N! Give me A! Give me S! Give A again! Welcome everyone to NASA, Cuz my casa is your casa!"

How do you like its horse broth? Cricketeer! Some cricket soup, please. The flies inside are appreciated.

Gets Ash. Inserts head into the Alien Vending Machine.

Calling 911 and calling them purrlicemen.

Flier 5704: landed and serviced.

Banning in the cheating thread is a kind of cheating.

Banned for calling the banners cheaters while they are griefers.

Every 502 is a post unborn.

The moon is overbaked. Scorched Moonookie.

The dark matter (tm). Probably, I've understood its real nature. When you are stirring the coffee with a spoon, you can see a typical rotating spiral galaxy in the cup. It consists of milk particles and random bubbles. But there is also the invisible component which has its mass and takes part in the rotation. It's sugar! The dark matter is the sugar, dissolved everywhere in the universe basin of coffee. And the galaxies are the local areas in the basin, where every drinker pours the sugar in different amounts (that's why the dark matter distribution is not uniform), stirs with spoon, and then drinks with straw (this explains the "supermassive black hole" in the center of the galaxies, it actually sucks the matter.) The "big bang", the "universe expansion" are just when they filled the basin with coffee. We live in a Mad Tea-Party...

"Wow! We had a well paid good time, and will ride two different ships in the same flight instead of just one!"

You can easily divide 84 by 17 only in four different ways.

Banned for missing the question or the exclamation mark.

Banned for co-mprehension.

(Quiet sounds of whispering from Orion/SLS and DreamChaser places in the suddenly fallen silence.)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferris_Wheel_(1893) Up to 2 160 passengers in the pressurized cabins. Should be the first artifical gravity, if rotate it enough fast. But they failed their chance.

Both returned by DreamChaser in its maiden flight.