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Scobby Dobby Hill.
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Nobody has ever asking for the cheques. They are a one sticky mess. Bucaneer! One Starbucs coffee, please.
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
kerbiloid replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
I didn't miss, they did. I even have never been to LV426. (But I meant the first Alien eggcave.) Why was David training, when he's a cyborg, like Ash was. -
Happy Clover Field.
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Gets a caught parrot for dinner. Inserts feather.
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Calling 911 because your sampling has enormous dispurrsion.
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The Upcoming Movies (and Movie Trailers) MegaThread!
kerbiloid replied to StrandedonEarth's topic in The Lounge
Psychology killed the Aliens. A1 and A2 were about plain, brutal people, far from self-digging, from the introspective search for themselves. The more self-analysis, the more idiotic behavior, asking to euthanize the heroes from misery. Weyland-Euthany... -
After surfing the Novosti Kosmonavtiki forum, his biased fairy tales are even not funny.
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
kerbiloid replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
The latter, of course. Alien was a loving and caring mom with charming kids, while the predator was a selfish chauvinistic male pig, hunting instead of doing something useful at home. Why did they not fry the alien eggs for dinner? -
We are under floop siege. (Sigh.) Bantender! Banana cocktail and banjo!
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A mill. Flour for cookie.
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Gets wiki backup. Inserts back up.
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Calling the Boston's 911 because you are just landed purritans.
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Flare 5726: Chaff... Chaff... Chaff...
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One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?
kerbiloid replied to Fr8monkey's topic in Forum Games!
Actually, the Apollo and Space Shuttle projects were the worst choice, as they killed much more perspective DynaSoar. -
Hel' is stopping banhammer. She dislikes when they call her Hello.
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Realistic Wormhole Protocol VS Star Trek...
kerbiloid replied to Spacescifi's topic in Science & Spaceflight
First of all, the ship commander must refresh his knowledge of Space Fleet Codex Of Rules And Regulations. There he will read that in case of unpredicted contact, discovery, or unexplainable crew behavioristic or mental malfunction, the commander must declare the state of emergency (see App. 5a of the Codex for details), disable the ship propulsion system, minimize power consumption, put the board AI into safe mode, send the emergency signal to the nearest base of Space Fleet, an refrain from any unauthorized study, investigation, or contact with possible extraterrestrial civilization or natural phenomenon until the escape and investigation team arrival. The crew members must be isolated from any contact with the source of emergency as totally as possible. The self-destruction system of the spaceship is controlled by the board AI even in its safe mode, so no need to activate it manually. Upd. After sending the emergency signal, the long-range communication system must be destroyed to prevent its usage by the potentially hostile alien civilization for the purpose of cybernetic or mental intrusion. The quarantine mode is automatically declared from the moment of the original event of discovery or contact. The crew is considered physically contaminated and mentally controlled by the potentially hostile force, until further decisions. Any opposition to the escape and investigation team may be treated as alien aggression and result into physical sanation of the ship and its crew. An attempt to hide or remain silent on the fact of the discovery or the contact equates to the active opposition to the investigation and can be treated as a complicity with the alleged alien aggression.- 1 reply
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totm dec 2019 Russian Launch and Mission Thread
kerbiloid replied to tater's topic in Science & Spaceflight
After all, the AmG6 slab is ~1.75x4.4 m. 7x1.75/pi = 3.9 m (Zenith) 3x4.4/pi = 4.1 m (Soyuz-5). -
The Upcoming Movies (and Movie Trailers) MegaThread!
kerbiloid replied to StrandedonEarth's topic in The Lounge
Alien Romulus It took me about thirty seconds to look through and remove. Since 1988 it's the 1st time when I was rooting for the xenomorph. -
Bandozen Bulldozer is catering and pilling.
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Zombee are making honey. Zombee Honey Hill
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Calling 911 because it's Purrge Night again.
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Flatter 5721: A plane without tail is flying by.
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It's an eco-soup. Frog skin, green beans, some chili pepper. Waiter! What's the octane number of this soup?