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kerbiloid

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  1. Originally the Hobbits were Rohirrim, and their ponies were horses.
  2. No problem, we'll split the plate of the Couple Soup in two. Waiter! Waiter. Waiter... Wa-iter? WA ITER!!! Please, the ITER annual report and big coffee.
  3. Then we are at the wrong side of the event horizon. Unexpectedly related: Does it mean that Pepsi-Cola cures lack of pepsi in the organism, i.e. "dyspepsia"?
  4. Granted. You take sand, add lime, animal glue, and water, and start making sandstone blocks to build the sand castle. I wish they were merging several similarly looking actresses into their average one.
  5. Calling 911 to find your GameMaster. (Hearing from behind: "Purrr... Purrr... AAARRGGHH!!!")
  6. Running cardio workout with gym instructor named Ginger and eating. Jogginger cookie.
  7. Gets a brochure with the airport security rules. Inserts USB cable.
  8. Ban 5: Mrs. Bane at the Pentagram of Pyros.
  9. A periscope at the hill top. Mos sad hill.
  10. If the entropy is always growing, how can the Universe expansion be determinate?
  11. Define the word "in". If the entropy is always growing, how can the Universe expansion be determinate? (Btw... Gonna copy it to the S&S section.)
  12. The Genie back is already in the bottle. Only the upper part of the torso is outside. I wish for a 4d pyramid in Egypt.
  13. Please, close the fly, and stop throwing food onto the heads of street walkers. Dogger! Please, a hot dog with syrup and ketchup.
  14. Calling 911 to play Trivial Purrsuit.
  15. The Cookie Brigade is making a green cookie. Zardozookie.
  16. Gets a 2020s remake, and a ton of fanfics. Inserts a Kontrol Key.
  17. "Now we really understand and appreciate the wise advice from the former head of Roscosmos, Mr. Rogozin. If we had a trampoline on ground, the things would be much easier."
  18. Flamberge 5715: A curvy scabbard for the curvy sword.
  19. Calling this downtown is cheating. This is a downtown.
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