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kerbiloid

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  1. "We don't call it "shuttle" because a shuttle should at least once bring back what it took away."
  2. It's a volcano flying soup with double Carolina Reaper Pepper. One spoon, and you hit the sky with your head. SharpShooter! Two shots of something sharp.
  3. Programmers are saving trees. Black trees, red trees, balanced and unbalanced trees. They serialize them and save.
  4. Gets Pina-Cola. Inserts Pin~ata.
  5. Milkookie Washing Machine is washing the cookie.
  6. Calling 911 to order icecream purrilliants.
  7. If watch the picture seeming black for a while in a dark room, and let the eyes adapt to the night vision, one can see a gray pixel, which is ISS with a docked Starliner. Lifehack: the night vision better works with peripheral vision *), so one should look aside, trying to see the gray pixel at the edge of the field of view.
  8. Sorry, sir. The glutene-intolerant vegans have eaten them all. Waiter! Ketchupa-chups, please.
  9. Floor 5697: A bedroom with a test launch bed.
  10. Let's count the forum users, who wish to install the Musk's neuralink into their own heads.
  11. Receives pizza with trunchovice. Inserts a pine and an apple.
  12. Calling 911 because you had add ice to the Brill cream to get Brill icecream.
  13. Banned for banning the D-class SCP staff.
  14. How can they return in February, when they were going to return in summer, and didn't take their winter coats?
  15. Receives 21 century films. Inserts Paramount.
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