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  1. https://www.rbc.ru/technology_and_media/01/02/2023/63da66c19a7947f79e7c2d54 The Russian State University for the Humanities suggests to restrict access to ChatGPT in educational organizations, after it had written a diploma work for the student fom Moscow. It has generated a 60 pages large complete work with prologue, epilogue, literature. The estimated "originality" of the work is estimated as 70%.
  2. Depends on the soup. Maybe you are a borshchechelovek. Waiter! A radium candy, please.
  3. Banned for not chewing the sodium glutaminate.
  4. Cheap monkeys became speaking apes.
  5. The suicide cabins from Futurama are derived from the Star Trek teleport. They are just more reliable.
  6. No triple seats, only twins, so everyone is sitting close to a passage. An evacuation trough under the hollow floor of the passage, to let the passengers slide along. Retractable floor top panels. Seats, automatically tilting sideways on evacuation, to drop the passenger into the trough aside, A chute in every seat, to let them be evacuated in flight. So, "Fasten seat belts" = "Prepare to bail out". And inflatable jacket to keep them floating and to soften the fall on the runway. Hatches in the rear end of the troughs, to let the burst of passengers slide out one by one, several per second. A front hatch to make the air pressure push the passengers along the trough in flight A gas generator to spit them out at zero height and speed. A sleeping gas to let them not see this. (Ideally, a binary mixture. One component they consume with air food, another component they inhale on emergency from the cabin air. It's more safe).
  7. It was not a dream. You are sleeping now. Get up! The Magister is waiting for you.
  8. Granted. Now you have to pay ecological fine on every deleted file. I wish for a time machine to bring a butterfly from far past.
  9. The meatbags keep resisting. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/jan/26/science-journals-ban-listing-of-chatgpt-as-co-author-on-papers
  10. Granted. You feel that everything around is better than what you have. I wish the <website name> wasn't dropping connection on download limit.
  11. Wait a minute, sir. Once the plodium is over, we'll bring you its ex-plodium. Waiter! Is a napkin a napling?
  12. No room for Eeloo. It's inside the stone odd. >:( What? There is no Dres, it's proven. On the opposite one, below the ground.
  13. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/21217944/nuclear-security-alert-botched-repair-trident-submarine-super-glue/ A gluonic nuclear powerplant. True Kerbal. P.S. @TheSaint
  14. Big yellow = Sun Purple + dot = Eve + Gilly Yellow + dot = Dune + Ike Green = Jool + moons No Moho, no Kerbin, no Dres. (Well, no Dres is normal). Either there are odd planets and even planets, or Moho collided with Kerbin. P.S. Btw look at the stone ring shape. The left end looks like a snake head biting its tail. Kerboboros.
  15. It's the only movie with this actor which I can identify, so all of them are Interstellars. (So, that's why it was looking strange for me that he is smoking in a spaceship...)
  16. As it's said on pikabu forum, "AI paintings have the problem with fingers, because it is learnt through examples of amateur painters, who always have the problem with fingers".
  17. Manéo Jung-Espinoza (Expanse s03e07) is wondering what's that ring, before passing through. *** A guess. This is a lore save-point in KSP-2 instead of the ugly menu and quicksave, to make the game console-friendly. To save the current game you must pick up the speed to 100 km/s and fly through the ring to activate it. No other save game option is available. To achieve the bonus level you should reproduce Manéo's path through the Solar System.
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