kerbiloid

Calling my 16 005 posts 16k is cheating.

Do not order shrimps in heavy sauce. It's hard to escape.

Your creativity is unbanned.

Because VR in playstation is virtual reality, while in oculus it's real virtuality. Reality doesn't have safe zones. Pluto consists of plutonium, Neptune consists of neptunium, Uranus consists of uranium, Mercury consists of mercury. Then why is the Moon made of cheese? Why not moonium or lunium?

Because Gandalf and Dumbledore are the same man.

Red. You get it right. Red. Yes.

Thirty years ago they were staining the streets with graffiti, but now they began staining whole walls with murals. Because some people just can't leave the architector's art unpolluted, and because the bigger stain your paint, the greater artist you are.

Yes, we had one in the universilty. Was Neo in fact a sleeping drunken Johnny Mnemonic? They use kung-fu for coding and look same.

Unexpectedly, eggs. Echidnookie.

When you need the NumPad to type your cat name... ... calling her.

Using "elitiish" as a reference to the Elite spacesim is cheating.

A program bug. The Matrix software was written by Neo. The "agent Smith" was just a quality manager from his nightmares. Why did Morpheus have two pills? Isn't the very fact of consuming a pill given by unknown strange person with a company of other freaks in a deserted building enough?

Kangaroo and Kiwi eat the cookie. Marsupial Cookie

Disintegration Differentiation (math).

Banned for saying that I'm looking like a Saruman's spy with white hand, like him.

Der Shuttle-Pilot

We use Telegram, but I'm not sure if it's appropriate in your planetary sector. Also it automatically includes your phone contacts.

Floor 3141: The next room of the Cube.

The true Rings of Power, not that carnival of cheap junior amateur actors cosplaying elves.

The Moon is made of green cheese. Why Pluto shouldn't be made of chadder?

... in a mission of no return, as it was just a fast plane with pressurized cabin for short jumping up, requiring Titan II+ to be put in orbit and then burn without a heatshield. (15 t of total mass)

A bifocal akimbo squint shot. This looks explaining a lot about the four-year delay of already presented game. *** The "unannounced stylized science-based adventure game" is a simulator of the educated space game developer writing code between fishing, hunting, woodcutting, writing reports, and playing banjo.

A messenger with private chats?