kerbiloid

They should first try to teach them fly underwater, in the artificial zero-g.

De Forum Babylorum. Troll. Slimy. Green. Sometimes brown, depends on mud. Usually thick, but sometimes thin. Rarely, as doesn't care. Lives under captain bridge. Trolls others with puzzle speech and enjoys that. Once was banned. His suspended account was stolen. Restored and kicked the thief out. Got a crush on a redhead gal's account, trolled her, but also trained and gave +99 level up. Rides a bucket with tentacles. Likes other users because likes to troll them. Belongs to a whole race of trolls which use the same nickname ("Kosh" - from "cash" and "gosh") for all accounts (to troll others, obviously). Bullies. Bull users, provoke conflicts, and enjoy that. Look spiky (intentionally) and disgusting (for no reason). Once started a flame resulting in a holy war and almost destroyed the forum. Some of them wear a human look. Don't be fooled. Global Moderator. The first sapient being in the Universe. Wears an unique cutie mark on profile picture to show that. Lurks in a dungeon (literally). Very rarely appears between the humans. Stopped the holywar by kicking both trolls and bullies out of the forums. To another forum where they can now enjoy trolling and bulling each other. Admins. Several (noone knows exactly, but probably eight) absolutely same looking beings(?) creatures(?) persons(?) units. Nobody knows them personally. Rarely they appear between the users, and usually just to confuse them with strange sounds of strange words in their originally human speech. Even more rarely they shave because anyway nobody looks at. All of them use the same default administrator secret account (Zathras). Because aren't aware of how to change it properly, and the instruction was lost years ago. Though, they believe that their account name sounds different when used by every of them. (Za-thras, Zath-ras, etc.) Just take it easy, just a part of their inevitable professional deformation. They are servicing the forum engine which they call just Great Machine, because nobody remembers which forum engine it's based on, if any. Also it's so full of patches and quick-and-dirty bugfixes, that its exact genealogy doesn't play a role anymore. Old forum. Legends say, it existed, but disappeared in an accident nobody wants to speak about. The current version of the forum is 5th. That one was 4th. There were three more forum versions before, but they were destroyed immediately after setting due to the admin team inexperience various dramatic accidents caused by admin team inexperience users stupidity extraterrestrial invasion and cosmic catastrophes. Noobs. Some are a year older than others which lets them feel experienced and important and look down on others. (The sitting guy is elected to the moderator team, that's why he's looking so serious. Every second of the standing ones is a roleplaying cosplayer, that's why these suits. Also, the forum is full of furry fans of various colors and preferences. On the photo only the most presentable users are present.) Btw the bald gal with comb is the next local mod's chick. She even grew back the hair for that. The guy below is the king of her friend zone. Clever, but and butand submissive, that's why. (Do you see his fingers gesture? If he wasn't screwing around this trash, he could have a chance. But no, it was much more interesting to learn figures from fingers...) Until they got him and made furious. Expectedly, it would be better to not do that. Old user accounts. Nobody knows, whom they belong to, but sometimes they return.

Banned for resisting to the education.

Confirmed. You am not A human. Am human me. Knows words.

Granted. But you didn't wish to be able to uncloak, so you stay outside of the material world. I wish I could travel across the astral planes of my city.

The boost webpage is temporarily not available. Go launching without boost.

Floor 2852: While the player was running up, the plane has flown away.

Everyone is sent to rest under banyan. P.S. Do you know that it can walk and live for centuries? https://science.howstuffworks.com/life/botany/understanding-roots-banyan-tree.htm That's actually what should the LOTR monster tree be. https://lotr.fandom.com/wiki/Old_Man_Willow Just the hobbits didn't know that their "Old Man Willow" is actually a banyan, very angry due to the wrong climate.

Let's just hope that they won't confuse the hoses on siphoning the fuel by mouth. (Who came up with calling various inedible substances "alcohol"? How can it be an alcohol when one can't drink it? Nonsense.) P.S. Is pythom's crush called "amaconda"?

A tank modeller had bought a tank in toy shop. The tank top was not in the plastic bag to protect it from crashing. He was wearing shorts because they are cheaper than trousers, so he could spend more money on his hobby. Probably, it was a model of a Soviet tank. He was trying to make somebody interested in the tank modelling, too. Yes, the modelling is a field where the money don't just get spent, but also grow. You can not only buy the tank models, but also sell them for good price.

Banned for making Capt. pull the log.

Fllor 2850: You can see the "Ban the user above you!" tower. It's 1131 post high top gets lost somewhere in clouds, so you have to hold your hat.

Indeed.

The Surface Landing System is replaced with stock landing lehs. Asparagus lander.

Granted. Here you go. I wish Borland didn't disappear so stupidly.

Banned because the greatest 1970 things are C and Unix. Vanned for typing that at 22 s, 20 m, 23 h, 04 d of 40th month, (20)16 y.

Forgot to remove the second stage. SSTO consisting of only second stage.

Banned for mistyping "CRM-114 discriminator".

They should now try their best with North Antarctica...

That's an advantage of being rich and famous. Almost all people have the same name: "Hey, you!"

My personal experience in humanology tells that the CPU+RAM <= const. Either a human keeps a lot in memory but has a weak CPU, or his RAM is limited, but CPU is fast. (Usually both are poor). The best way the info is stored, imho, is when the human's RAM has a quickload function and can dump current knowledge into the astral cloud, but quickly reload it back on demand, replacing the current one. Also, it's important when things form a bound system of facts, when other facts just get generated from the bounds, making the quickload quick. Anyway, first we should know when amouse trained to solve labyrinth puzzles, forgets it after the brain partial vivisection, P.S. Not sure about lawyers, as it stays unknown, do they actually remember their spells, or just generate it in real time and form the reality.

Because you didn't click in time.

I strongly doubt that cartoonish, simplified, comical, frog&crab-looking Kerbals are in harmony with such detailed nature. KSP-1 nature revamps look more humble.

Both are banned for hypocrysis.

Granted. Start counting down to zero from 987436934876534985643958646325986 once per second. I wish you will see something on zero.