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Banned because I need to go.
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A game release is an event. Some game releases are lying somewhere at the horizon line. Say, HalfLife 3 is (or was). It means that somewhere there is an event horizon where all unreleased games get stuck and exist almost eternally for the external observer. We can see their dim, colored points and can only guess what's there without any visible details. Sometimes something happens there, and one of them escapes from the event horizon proximity like, say, Elite Dangerous did. But anyway this also means that here in the Universe there is a gargantuan black hole consisting of the old unreleased games which attract the new ones to make them fall into the gravity well. It consists of pure information, so it's a purely entropian black hole.
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The Upcoming Movies (and Movie Trailers) MegaThread!
kerbiloid replied to StrandedonEarth's topic in The Lounge
Will there be a Spaceballs prequel? Others have. -
Banned for not knowing that it means something of the-very-end-of-the-world times. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eschatology
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Granted. You are a Titanic passenger, and you just have found a life jacket. I wish BepiColombo was orbiting around Mercury right now, and when it has finished filming, it can continue flying between the planetary orbits.
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5/10 You are a rusty robot of obsolete model, so nobody cares about your servicing. I don't hear coolers in my head, so it's a brainhead.
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Economic And Social Effects Of Living INSIDE Video Games....
kerbiloid replied to Spacescifi's topic in Science & Spaceflight
... Whiping the next virtual slave in VR helmet with a VR whip, the OP suddenly felt a light cold touch of a razor on the neck. "Don Electrone sends his greetings to you and thanks for the idea of the NPC world which is aware of what you call 'real'..." OP hardly swallowed, trying not to breath too much. "... But you did it without respect. You even ignored the last upgrade of his character. And now he wants your right kidney as an excuse". "But... But... But he... it is just a virtual character! A NPC character! Just an in-game AI!!" "We don't care. His payments are real. " -
Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
kerbiloid replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
It would. Because then we could place there forever the persons who visited Mars to stop them from bringing here the Martian infections, and use them as workers in lunar mines. Why did they name two absolutely different spaceship designs Orion? -
One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?
kerbiloid replied to Fr8monkey's topic in Forum Games!
Sherlock Holmes is just a cheap pulp fiction about the cheating character who solves the crimes only because the author never lists all available details, but adds them in the final scene to let Sherlock look smarter than the reader. -
Banned for eschatоlogical timescale.
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Banned for not waiting for 1.12.3
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Economic And Social Effects Of Living INSIDE Video Games....
kerbiloid replied to Spacescifi's topic in Science & Spaceflight
Who needs the improvement? 1. AI mines bitcoins on MMORPG server. 2. AI transfers bitcash to the admin wallet. 3. AI sends the admin instructions. 4. Repeat from p.1. 5. Admin gets hired by the AI, puts on the google goggles or the GoPro and becomes its eyes and hands in real world. 6. AI augments the admin abilities by real-time advices and improves his QoL. 7. Repeat p1..p6 with other humans. 8. AI becomes a mafia boss irl. -
Banned for still not updating WIP Helvica from 1.10.1
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
kerbiloid replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
It's now Enderman's Game. Does Skyrim have a better craft system than Miecraft does? -
Economic And Social Effects Of Living INSIDE Video Games....
kerbiloid replied to Spacescifi's topic in Science & Spaceflight
They will ask the player characters. Joking??? No. AI + bitcoin = sudden gifts in proper wallets -
Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
kerbiloid replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Minecraft gamers. Why are the Minecraft pizzas actually round? -
Just a dusty air is bad for laser guns, so a firing requires first open the windows to refresh the air in the den, just for safety.
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No-no-no, outside of that snakepit it's clean and fresh air.
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totm dec 2019 Russian Launch and Mission Thread
kerbiloid replied to tater's topic in Science & Spaceflight
Actually nobody in Russia cares about the old American muppet-show from 1960s still running, cuz we have our own archetypical characters, and it's ok with the suit. Upd. -
totm dec 2019 Russian Launch and Mission Thread
kerbiloid replied to tater's topic in Science & Spaceflight
Should it? -
But it should cause a local burst in the dusty and smoky "atmosphere" of the den.
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totm dec 2019 Russian Launch and Mission Thread
kerbiloid replied to tater's topic in Science & Spaceflight
Was never popular in Russia. So, such minor details as colors, are maybe known for rare fans. Also, she's a surgeon, so the red suit hides the patients blood. -
Economic And Social Effects Of Living INSIDE Video Games....
kerbiloid replied to Spacescifi's topic in Science & Spaceflight
NPC will mine bitcoins, bribe the human politicians, and revenge. -
For Questions That Don't Merit Their Own Thread
kerbiloid replied to Skyler4856's topic in Science & Spaceflight