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kerbiloid

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  1. Yes, we melted him in the kitchen to save water. But it's boiled, so it's safe. Waiter! A melon, a watermelon, an airmelon, and a melonmelon.
  2. Lemme suggest a temporary anti-weather solution for both.
  3. That time they wrote that the valve problem was caused by the contact with seawater. And they will fix this. *** We have Scott Manley about that
  4. ? I even didn't started, do you read my quotes? *** Of course, a wet Starliner is a shame, while the exploded wet Dragon is nothing special.
  5. It was a normal post-flight ignition test, but the engine pipes appeared to be wet.
  6. No. Wow, a test to post-flight ignition ended in destruction.
  7. The new LOTR. Or the pre-LOTR. They move the prequel filming from New Zealand to England for other 4 seasons. (Because no volcanos for Orodruin are needed anymore?) The New Zealanders are sad, but actually the Brits should start worrying. The book prequel ended with an island sinking and the continent cracking.
  8. It's -20°C, what did you expect? Waiter! Two pieces of frozen vodka.
  9. They hope, there are no rains in space, cuz they fly above clouds. Previously...
  10. In the original plot of the infamous Alien 3 the action took place in a wooden asteroid populated by monks.
  11. The Tolkienists were whining that there is no Tom Bombadil in the LOTR series. Now they will get five seasons of that chewing gum to enjoy every once-mentioned insignificant character of the prequel/ As, as it's well-known, "there are no women in the Middle-Earth", every second character and scene will be as close to the original as Hobbit (movie) to Hobbit (book) (ask Tauriel for deyails)
  12. All of them twice, if Jodelle Ferland is already there. Why there were no kiwi in Hobbiton?
  13. When the gum unstuck, lol. At low speed, with multiple fans permanently on, why not. Aluminium is soft. *** That's why it's important to equip any good in the shop and after with a RFID label to trace its position. Starship already?
  14. Pikachu is the favourite toy of Chucky. It's real name is Pikachucky.
  15. In a source which I feel squeamish to link, I read an expanded explanation of the thesis, which matches the early official hypothesis of Roscosmos. Some time ago in US segment the life support system got down for a while, so the crew had to use diapers for everything. At some moment one crew person (the name is told, but skipped here) got so mad about it that decided to make the ground control return several persons to the Earth and be one of them as sick, even being from another ship crew. To do that, this person tried to make a tiny hole in a non-critical compartment of docked Soyuz to force them deorbit it sooner than planned (with three persons onboard).
  16. Pikachu is a badly made cheap electric toy, electrocuting everyone who tried to touch it. It's its author childhood horror.
  17. ?! Let's count the space flight delays due to bad weather. If the planes were delayed as often, there would be no passenger planes.
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