[The user below me...]

Well yes actually, thanx

 

TUBM has surfed on the ocean.

 

[Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!]

Don't worry, that eagle was just after the salmon in your soup.

 

Waiter there's kibble in my soup!

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for not realizing signatures don't show on mobile.

 

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for writing this in all caps

 

dres

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted.

Your heart is filled with joy as you see everyone on this thread have wishes that are granted exactly as intended. You see the sun shining outside your window, you speak happily with friends family and coworkers alike as you feel content and one with nature. ColdJ's computer woes are over and his mods are famous perfections. Ben J Kerman's new Liebherr lego cranes never fail and his batteries never run out of charge. The world is such a happy place and you feel accomplished with the wish you made as you walk down a cherry blossom tree covered lane. It's a shame you don't realize this is all in your mind because you chose the blue pill and will live forever in ignorant bliss separated from reality.

 

I wish my dogs weren't so mean to strangers.

 

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for showing me those Legos are actually pretty kewl and really strong for legos!

[Don't Click This]

Keeping calm, not clicking that, instead clicking this.

 

CLICK!

 

I clcick @Spaceman.Spiff  @AlamoVampireyou two click?

 

[Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!]

Waiter: okay I'll take that since it's a BattleTech wasp.

 

Waiter! There's a grocery list in my soup!

 

[Waiter, theres a _____________ in my soup!]

He's there to catch that Wascally Wabbit also in your soup.

 

Waiter! There's unrefined lithium in my soup!

[The user below me...]

Nope

TUBM understands time dilation

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted but before he could type it out he got interrupted and all you read is "In the beginning, there was light...."

 

I wished I knew Deddly well enough to irritate him better.

[Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.]

Neither, they both laugh like bonobos.

 

 

Who invents words and how do they get them validated?

 

[Untrue Fact Telling Machine]

When you do that, you have to be sure to put your left leg out. Then your left leg back in, then your left leg out, then you do the hokey pokey to get back.

[One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?]

Anne Rice wrote nothing but poorly thought out and thinly disguised pornographic pamphlets.

 

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for not mentioning all 44 (or 51 won't dispute either number) countries that exist in Europe.

 

[One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?]

Of course they had to make a 500HP (372.8 kW) Challenger! How else can you get that much scrap over 40 mph (64 kph)!

 

[Misspell the Username!]

Low pressure rider

[Suspiciously Affirm Your Status As A Human]

5/10

Everyone knows there's only one diode on the left side of a human, or was that appendix?

 

I go for regular walks with a collar, whats more human than that these days?

[Guess Who Will Reply Next?]

Nahhhhh he's busy stormaloiding

What about @Spaceman.Spiff

[Ban the user above you!]

Banned for a lifting derrick instead of uplifting the guy Derrick.

[Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!]

Granted. It is clearly understood that someone else besides you will remember.

 

I wish for an end to this busy week!

 

[Don't Click This]

Click? Click!   ... CLICK!!!

 

[Don't Click This]

Oooooooo

Click!

 

[Put a face to the name! (Joke thread)]

 

Me at a comic-con dressed as obi wan kenobi... Fun times....

[Talk using only quotes!]

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."

 - Lewis  Carroll