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Colonseeum The camera used by rectal specialists in Greece.
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Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was made inedible by the kraken. Boris (the monster) started a sales-war while Adsii cleaned his plate
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Floor 3150: All the patrons who couldn't grab hold of something.
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One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?
ColdJ replied to Fr8monkey's topic in Forum Games!
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
None. No parking space needs anything. What is green and black and red all over? -
Granted: You are that brain in a jar up on the top shelf. I wish for stuff I can't have.
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Banned by the R.S.P.C.W
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P 0 De Ja Vue.
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CJ Industries, a division of CJ Global, made the crane. The sub and ship base are made by CJ Marine.
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Granted: It was called chernobyl. I wish for money.
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Jeb saw Steve.
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Its worse than that, he's dead Jeb. Bones Kerman.
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P - 7 Hello.
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That is because you gobbled it all up. Waiter. I think there is a Yellow submarine in my soup.
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You keep mentioning Yellow Submarines.
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He saw a Yellow Submarine. (You will never believe what Jeb saw today)
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Do not forget what Jeb saw.
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Time is fleeting is cheating.
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Banned for the sake of the ban.
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Damndruff. When you scratch your head in confusion this comes out.
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
After he got the perfume commercial. What did Jeb see today? -
Floor 3146: They are selling air in a can.