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ColdJ

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  1. ColdJ became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-eating monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, immediately bouncing off the bed that he was floating down the Nile Rutabaga river of dreams
  2. Because the Twins like Quark but not cheese. How many old Sci Fi shows are there?
  3. ColdJ became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-eating monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, immediately bouncing off the bed that he was floating down the Nile Rutabaga
  4. You create a mod that lets you make Crash test Kerbals and give them T shirts worn by Sheldon from the Big Bang TV series.
  5. Obliviwait. When you wait so long on a help line that by the time they answer you forgot why you called.
  6. Boris became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark. The team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-eating monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, immediately bouncing off the bed that he was floating down the Nile
  7. Floor 3088: Gladiators with nets to drop on those below.
  8. Because Bubbles is your friend the Chimpanzee. How do you surf a tidal wave?
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