TwoCalories

P -9 Come on!

GG to all teams! Game Rules. These are the game rules. As per instructions from the moderators. There is to be no role play elements to the battle. Simple exclamations that we are getting ahead or falling behind, or saying you need help are fine, but no suggestion that you are part of an army or fantasy faction in some epic confrontation. It is more or less attempting to reach a goal line and passing to another with the same goal or getting intercepted by someone going the other way. There is a term used in the forums called "Being Ninja'd". Basically if while you are typing your post someone else posts a move and you don't see it till you have refreshed your page. This then causes you to have to edit your post to correct for the new number. It is then not unheard of for someone to post before you have had a chance to edit your post and so a cascade effect happens. To make clear your original intent in the hopes of lessening this, These are the rules for posting as follows. When posting please preface your number by one of 4 letters. P if you are trying to get the score to +70 N if you are trying to get the score to -70 Z if your goal is to get the score to zero C if you are chaotic and just post as you feel, but your number must only be 1 different from the last post put. The addition of the number 1 or the subtraction of the number 1. By doing this a player can see what you intended to put and post knowing what it would be if you had not been ninja'd. There is a 5 minute rule for individual number posts done by you, this is to minimize spam and ninja posting. To post a new number post, there are 4 rules that must be followed for it to be considered valid. To make a valid number post, 1: Your previous post must say it was made 5 minutes or greater before your current. 2: Any other player must have posted a number post between your last post and your new post. 3: Your post must be only 1 number different from the last post. Clarification: The number must be the whole number known as 1, spelt One. Either the addition of 1 or the subtraction of 1. 4: Your number must have a preface letter. All new games must start with a "0" . If you posted the winning post, be it +70 or -70 , then it is asked that you copy this post into a new post and update the tally so that this is at the beginning of a new game. Tally of Wins Positives: 19 Negatives: 11 P 1

Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

P 69 Come on...

Floor 4412: The Hornet is torn in half in a violent explosion by the Firebird missile, forcing the pilot to eject. However, the Peregrine, being so close to the exploding Hornet, is totally shredded by the debris and shrapnel. Somehow, Jeb and Bob were able to bail out in time and meet up on the ground with the Hornet pilot. Both planes were destroyed. "So... uh... wanna do a rematch?"

I've encountered a similar issue as well. It turned out to be an issue with the mod Kerbal Konstructs. Do you happen to have that mod?

P 64 One stack! EDIT: Ninja'd *** P 65 A stack and one.

P 62

Floor 4410: The planes from Floors 4405-4408 continue to dogfight. The Peregrine managed to pull an evasive maneuver, only taking some light damage to its right wing. The two planes are now locked in a Flat Scissors maneuver.

P 60

Dinosaurs can

Floor 4408: The live view of the dogfight continues. The Hornet pulls a high-G turn, causing the missile to lose its lock. By doing this turn, the Hornet lost enough airspeed to end up behind the Peregrine once again. The pilot takes advantage of this and fires its Vulcan cannon.

Stop that!

Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

P 57

I've just reached 1,000 rep! This is quite a milestone, and most of that rep came from here. So, thanks to all of you who've supported my mission report, and a new chapter will come out soon. I don't want to spoil anything, but it'll be quite a... different update...

Granted. It's the length of the backyard, though, so it's too short for any plane to land or take off from. I wish for a dog-themed calendar for 2024.

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P 55

Floor 4406: My Kerbalverse's Jeb, flying in my handcrafted, armed, accurate, extremely modded, organic F/A-18E Super Hornet. He challenges the J-35 to a dogfight!

"WHERE'S THE LAMB SAAAUUUCCCEE?!?!?!?" Reviving a buried forum game and double-posting at the same time.

Calling 911 because someone keeps making unfunny jokes and won't stop.

It didn't really exactly work how I wanted it to, but it is alive. Thanks for asking. ...I'm still going to have to ban you though.

Floor: 4404: Someone from Floor 4402 escaping a crowd of angry pursuers. It seems that they said that the F-35 Lightning II was the best fighter jet.