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  1. TwoCalories
    Yay, science!
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    The F/A-18F fires several laser-guided bombs, but they all miraculously fail midair before hitting their target. @dsplaisted wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!
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    Don't make me quote myself again.
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    Floor 4443: If my counting is correct, Floor 4423 was @ColdJ's 2000th post! A bit late, but congratulations!
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    F/A-18F Super Hornet "Well maybe not, but try this, hot shot!" *turns off one engine*
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    P 60
  7. TwoCalories
    Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!
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    P 58
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    F/A-18E Super Hornet "Well, well, well, the F-22 Raptor. Wanna know what the '22' in F-22 stands for? It stands for how many millions of dollars it takes to fly you a single time. You think you're awesome and stuff because you've got 2D thrust vectoring, outdated stealth coating, and an entire subreddit who worships you as their god. 'I'm the most lethal plane to exist!' I hear you cry. Well, usually lethal means you've killed something. The only thing I've seen you kill is a spy balloon. I'm honestly surprised they didn't just bring out an F-16 to do the job, since if there was a slight wisp of cloud that day, they'd have to keep you in your temperature-controlled hangar while your custom-formula jet fuel brews. Hopefully there's an airshow soon, because if not, you're gonna stay in that hangar for a long time, buddy."
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    F/A-18C Hornet "Well, if it isn't the F-15 Eagle, coming here to brag about their spotless 100:0 K/D ratio. Well, has anyone ever told you that your ego (and airframe) is so huge that they completely overshadow the F-16s and F-18s that had to do the SEAD missions to allow you to even approach enemy airspace?"
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    The Original Five Kerbonauts head out to the runway to pilot the plane that can beat the F/A-18 Super Hornet... only to find an empty runway. It's a tie! Okay, fine... the OG5 hop into [Better Fighter Jet], but don't have any enemy to shoot down. On the plus side, they have a neat plane now. It's still a tie! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!
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    P 55 "Another day, another rotation of the Earth." -Me, 2024
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    F/A-18E Super Hornet "I really don't understand why water landings are such a priority for you, because to do a water landing you need to be able to take off from the water in the first place."
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    Wait, when did this line appear? Was it when CASE was flying Lander 1 (or 2, I don't remember) to the surface on Mann's Planet?
  15. TwoCalories
    "We agreed, Valentina. Ninety percent."
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    That's actually kind of a coincidence. KASE was just the coolest acronym I could come up with that was also sort of related to the agency (because a "case" can mean a mystery, and... uh... yeah).
  17. TwoCalories
    You can do either.
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    Floor 4441: A perfect replica of the Tesseract from Interstellar, except instead of Murph's bedroom, it's someone else's room instead. As you float down the infinite length of the Tesseract, you see someone screaming to their past self to not watch one episode of the "Skibidi Toilet" meme to see how bad it truly is.
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    Thank you! I'm not sure what you mean. I was assuming that the existence of the anomaly was already known by the higher-ups (including the Secretary of Defense) of the DoD. I should probably mention that this isn't a division of KASA, but rather a division of the United States Air Force. The ZIP code that the letter was addressed to is actually the location of the Air Force's part of the Pentagon. *** In other news, the revisions are done. There wasn't really much, just a tiny amount of extra detail and some grammatical fixes. Also, here's KASE's flag. It's designed to be like a mirror-version of the new KASA logo! Classified mission patches always have some minor clue alluding to what their true purpose is, as if to taunt people to try and figure out just what the mission's objective is. Can you figure out what the insignia represents? Well, parts of it are kind of obvious, I guess, but still.
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    P 49
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    UPDATE x2: I was able to edit the original post where I got the error. I included a new picture in the edit, and not including the picture fixed it. I still have no idea why this happened though, and it was pretty annoying to have to remake the edits, so help will be appreciated.
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    I was following @Kerbalsaurus when this happened, and I can confirm that I was just unfollowed from them, and not hidden. I have no idea how this could have happened, but I suspect it had something to do with all the technical issues the forum has been having these days. I hope that this won't turn into one of those infamous incidents that have happened in the past, where entire accounts and threads were wiped out...
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    This has never happened to me before, and the comment has only been out for less than a day. I've edited posts that are months old (don't ask me why, I just do). Is this new? Or is this induced by all the errors that have been going on with the forums these days? UPDATE: I've tested a newer comment and an older comment than the one above, and I was able to edit both successfully. A post from a forum game, where I added the "test" in asterisks. A several month old post from my mission report, where I added "test" in asterisks again.
  24. TwoCalories
    The F-14 Tomcat is overrated. Nothing can match the maneuverability and versatility of the F/A-18 Super Hornet.
  25. TwoCalories
    Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!
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