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5/10 Got me stuck in a time loop. *** *My CRTL-V is really long, so it's in the spoiler below.
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If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?
TwoCalories replied to KleptoKat's topic in Forum Games!
It's a God-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mummy is yelling, "No" And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore For she's lived it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? It's on America's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Now the workers have struck for fame 'Cause Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? -
Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!
TwoCalories replied to vexx32's topic in Forum Games!
Granted. To make it a perfect sphere, everything, and I mean everything, on the surface is wiped out or filled in. Every continent. Every island. Every farm. Every city. From Mt. Everest to the Mariana Trench, they are razed to the ground or filled with earth. Nothing is spared in the great purge. By the end, not a single living thing is left. Every human, animal, and fish are extinct. But Earth is now a perfect sphere! And deep down, isn't that what we all want? I wish to Revert to VAB. -
The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
P 15 Tide of positivity!- 28,983 replies
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The Sky is Not the Limit - UPDATE: NEW THREAD OUT!
TwoCalories replied to TwoCalories's topic in KSP1 Mission Reports
@Kerbalsaurus made an awesome fanart (I guess it classifies as fanart?) of The Sky is Not the Limit, specifically about the Space Race. Go check it out in the KSP Fan-Art thread, or in the link right here!- 217 replies
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This is amazing! I've gotta give this a shoutout in the official thread.
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The Sky is Not the Limit - UPDATE: NEW THREAD OUT!
TwoCalories replied to TwoCalories's topic in KSP1 Mission Reports
Sorry for the late reply. To make a really easy interstage, I just add a second decoupler pointing down beneath the engine shroud and decoupler, with some sepratrons attached. For a nicer interstage, I use engine plates instead of the first decoupler, but either way works. I'm pretty stoked about how it came out, too. The Dexterity-3 has a lot of potential for deploying satellites, deep space probes, and other such things.- 217 replies
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Beyond: Kerbalkind's History of Space Exploration
TwoCalories replied to Kerbalsaurus's topic in KSP1 Mission Reports
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
P -1 NOOO!!!- 28,983 replies
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TwoCalories replied to TwoCalories's topic in KSP1 Mission Reports
Chapter Nineteen: Loud and Clear!- 217 replies
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10/10 Aren't you the CEO of ApetryxTechnologies, supplier to the UKA's space program, Outwith, with your Kiwi-9B rocket?
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
P 0 @Stormpilot, @Kimera Industries, @Kerb24, @ffx, @AtomicTech, @dsplaisted, help us get an early lead!- 28,983 replies
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TwoCalories replied to TwoCalories's topic in KSP1 Mission Reports
I would, but SS Roadhouse is a bit more like a Skylab analog, and the Soviet Space Program probably has their own Salyut-alike thing going on, so international cooperation on stations will probably come along later.- 217 replies
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Banished to the Shadow Realm.
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Build a Sentence... One Word at a Time!
TwoCalories replied to Kimera Industries's topic in Forum Games!
Dungeons are fun with friends and spells, but critically acclaimed- 710 replies
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"Just a touch of olive oil-" Misplacing the lamb sauce.
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- according to all known laws of aviation; there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee; of course; flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible
- jeb stole my snacks bars...
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- do i need a life?
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
P 67 Come on...- 28,983 replies
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10/10 Hmmm... weren't you the author of "It's the Incorrect Prime-Colored Natural Satellite: Expeditions of an Imaginary Timeline"?
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Beyond: Kerbalkind's History of Space Exploration
TwoCalories replied to Kerbalsaurus's topic in KSP1 Mission Reports
Eve and Gilly are like Yin and Yang. One is the easiest to land on, but the hardest to get to (it's SOI doesn't even exist lol) and one is easy to land on, but you will never come back. -
Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!
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Banned because you're the above post and, because of the game rules, I have no choice but to ban you by posting in this thread.
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10/10 One does not simply not know AlamoVampire.
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
P 65 Five more! C'mon, @dsplaisted, @Stormpilot, @ffx, @Kerb24, @Kimera Industries, @AtomicTech!- 28,983 replies
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TwoCalories replied to TwoCalories's topic in KSP1 Mission Reports
It was inspired by the Titan, but I meant more like what the rocket was built for, and what's inside that fairing.- 217 replies
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10/10 Water tower pilot moment.