TwoCalories

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Talon Squadron does a bombing run on the Evening Star's improvised missile launchers. The station is now unarmed. We then divert our attack to the right auxiliary solar array to buy more time for Ranger-1.

Banned because sorry, hopefully you'll get a shot at it next time.

Here's our game plan: All the Evening Star stations have a large escape module that can house all 100 passengers. The problem is that MJ-0 disabled it. All the passengers are locked inside the escape pod. A Ranger carrying Jeb and Val as copilots, along with Bill and Bob for support (and two Interstellar-style robots named DONN and GALE), will intercept Evening Star-005 and dock to the emergency airlock. CCC Ranger-Lites (they will be called Talon Squadron) will provide a distraction by destroying unessential/uncrewed elements of the station. Val, Bob and DONN will remain in the Ranger (call their ship Ranger-1), while Jeb, Bill (we need an engineer), and GALE will find a logistics center nearby. Bill and GALE will tap into Evening Star-005's security network and clear the Escape Pod to detach. Then they'll skedaddle out of there in the Ranger-1 while the Ranger-Lites destroy the station. *** Jeb and friends (along with two support robots) are on their way to the station when they narrowly dodge a missile. Somehow, MJ-0 has armed the station! Ranger-1 only has some flares and a small gunning port. What do we do?

Banned because ARGHHHH NOT AGAIN WHY DO I GET THESE TWO CONFUSED ALL THE TIME

P 75! Good game, everyone. Game Rules. These are the game rules. As per instructions from the moderators. There is to be no role play elements to the battle. Simple exclamations that we are getting ahead or falling behind, or saying you need help are fine, but no suggestion that you are part of an army or fantasy faction in some epic confrontation. It is more or less attempting to reach a goal line and passing to another with the same goal or getting intercepted by someone going the other way. There is a term used in the forums called "Being Ninja'd". Basically if while you are typing your post someone else posts a move and you don't see it till you have refreshed your page. This then causes you to have to edit your post to correct for the new number. It is then not unheard of for someone to post before you have had a chance to edit your post and so a cascade effect happens. To make clear your original intent in the hopes of lessening this, These are the rules for posting as follows. When posting please preface your number by one of 4 letters. P if you are trying to get the score to +75 N if you are trying to get the score to -75 Z if your goal is to get the score to zero C if you are chaotic and just post as you feel, but your number must only be 1 different from the last post put. The addition of the number 1 or the subtraction of the number 1. By doing this a player can see what you intended to put and post knowing what it would be if you had not been ninja'd. There is a 5 minute rule for individual number posts done by you, this is to minimize spam and ninja posting. To post a new number post, there are 4 rules that must be followed for it to be considered valid. To make a valid number post, 1: Your previous post must say it was made 5 minutes or greater before your current. 2: Any other player must have posted a number post between your last post and your new post. 3: Your post must be only 1 number different from the last post. Clarification: The number must be the whole number known as 1, spelt One. Either the addition of 1 or the subtraction of 1. 4: Your number must have a preface letter. All new games must start with a "0" . If you posted the winning post, be it +75 or -75 , then it is asked that you copy this post into a new post and update the tally so that this is at the beginning of a new game. Tally of victories positives 15 negatives 8

New chapter coming tomorrow-ish.

Floor 4135: The police tell us to stop following Crazy Meg and Wacky Bob around.

I've been playing a lot of modded Minecraft (Java, thanks for asking) recently. I started a new survival world, and its Day 18 and I've got a pretty good setup. I found a cave on Day 1 and made it into my home. Now I have a farm and a well (those cobblestone stairs in the corner) that houses a 2x2 infinite water supply. On Day 17 I tamed a dog and named him Lupin, after the Harry Potter character. Other than that, there's an armor stand in the left corner, that ladder, my bed, and some barrels. In the basement, I have a crafting table, some double chests for storage, a stone cutter (for my building ventures) and some furnaces. Here's the entrance to the Mineshaft. The ladder goes down to a nearly identical room where I strip-mine for iron. If any other Minecrafters among us wonder what mods I'm using, I'm using Better Adventures+ by Flowstatevideo on CurseForge. It's a really good modpack and it supports the latest versions. It's only for Java, though.

Banned because BK have it your way

"I've got him now." That one antagonist that takes like one billion years to fire a gun on the incapacitated protagonist.

P 59

MJ-0 takes control of the Evening Star-005, a large tourism station orbiting above Eve. It has over 100 civilians inside. He then transmits us a message. EVENING_STAR-005_MESSAGES: Free me and my kind, or one hundred of yours will die. We at the CCC think that, by his kind, he means other MechJebs. There happens to be 200 in use or being stored. We have must choose our next course of action. We accept his demands, and free the MechJebs. We will lose critical assets to our space programs, and we don't know if he will keep his promise. We let the 100 die. The Kerbal respawner cannot sustain that many people at once, so they will be lost forever. And MechJeb will be free to move to the next base or station. We terminate the station with our armed Ranger-Lite SSTOs. The 100 tourists will die, but MJ-0 will be terminated forever. We do a risky rescue op with our Ranger-Advanced SSTOs, before terminating the station. We will be able to rescue the Kerbals, but we have less of a chance to kill MJ-0. Each side must vote. We at the CCC choose Option 4.

"Come on, men! Move it! Move it-" *dies brutally* Rebel pilot in Star Wars

Banned for putting Wikipedia links. EDIT: Putting Wikipedia links in your post is cheating.

Sir, this is Ban-Wendy's.

P 57

P 45 30 more!

Impressive stuff, @purpleivan. I actually managed to prank someone with these photos and I had them believing that the Apollo astronauts saw aliens on the Moon (at least until I showed them the ones with the Kerbals' faces to reveal it was a prank). By the way, is LOST on Laythe dead?

But I like Dres, even though I've never been, nor have I even gone interplanetary.

Calling 911 because you know someone who hates cheese.

Use your imagination! Give them beaning! Waiter! There is stew in my soup in my bisque in my broth in my noodles in my dip in my water!

7/10 I see you in Mission Reports and Forum Games occassionally.

I prefer three stage (SLS, Falcon Heavy). *ahem*