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Iapetus7342

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  1. Fact 1: I own a piano Fact 2: I have went to spain Fact 3: I have 5k hours in KSP
  2. Oh heavens! These blokes have abandoned this thread again!
  3. You got an encounter with Vall! Either wait (24) hours or pay £20 to continue your mission.
  4. Stage 4: second boost stage, permitting a Minmus flyby.
  5. 2. A bird flies into one of the SSTO's intakes, causing it to crash into Laythe's oceans.
  6. Gelatinous pork with hints of chicken, leaves and failure.
  7. 3/10 How does one get mileage out a tumble weed? I like to consume ice cream, which i believe makes me a human.
  8. When you accidentally say the wrong thing and begin to frantically pull up a quicksave, only to discover you're in real life.
  9. Floor 4698: You see a small room with a jet engine shrine built to worship the Whiplash high speed jet engine. Pure confusion arises in you.
  10. Calling 911 to get them to help with your planet mod.
  11. When i was young AI was just some silly handwaving thing they used in sci-fi!
  12. tyletos that feeling of accomplishing an amazing task, like a tylo return mission which is where the name came from
  13. i got my name from pure boredom. The names of Saturn's moons have been bouncing in my head for a month or 2, mainly Titan, Rhea and Iapetus.
  14. Planet Pack: a contact binary black hole system. Parts: a Daeladus Engine and fuel tanks to go along with it Manufacturer: Ike Interstellar Solutions
  15. Something to go on a GIANT sandwich and an aircraft carrier and 5 bottles of welding gas and and episode of Wings and a universal sandwich and a loaf and a can of diced tomatoes and a kerbal and one of my failed lightspeed rockets and a meat lovers pizza and a terrain scatter and the Island Airfield and the VAB and an oblate planet
  16. Proper spacesuits? THAT'S NOT KERBAL! Some cardboard in the shape of a suit and a hat? NOW THAT'S KERBAL!
  17. Calor E. Kerman, very bored while on a similarly long mission to Eeloo, revives a random HSP forum thread to stir up some conversation with his pals, only to die of a stroke in the MK1-3 command pod by himself after seeing a post that was unrelated to the conversation with untagged flashing lights in it. He was only 1/5th of the way to the frozen dwarf, only being discovered a kerbin day later by his pod mate Halor I. Kerman during a mandatory checkup after Calor failed to return to the on-board science lab. Javin K. Kerman - Interstellar colony ship failure.
  18. i think this sentence doesn't possess the letter in the beginning of the English writing lexicon system.
  19. Just give them a few minutes, they're making a side for your soup. WAITER! MY SOUP HAS NEUTRONIUM IN IT! I DIDN'T ORDER THAT!
  20. Were-walrus is only popular for a day or 2 before dying off rapidly. I wish we had other solar systems close to us.
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