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AlamoVampire

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  1. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I sold imagination to the Fae. Why do YOU 083203092025
  2. Sorry, but you dredged this shipwreck up. Davy Jones wants a word @Kerb Kobain 082903092025
  3. Floor 5897: You find me, yes me, I am standing on the far side of the floor. I am facing an opening to the outside world. You hear and feel a cold electrical buzz in the air. Your eyes focus on me. You see arcs of green, blue, red, and black energy begin to cascade around me. I start to speak a language no mortal has heard. As I speak I begin to levitate a few inches off the floor. Suddenly there is a bright blinding flash followed nearly instantly by a deafening crack of thunder that is heard for miles around. Your vision goes white at the flash, your ears ring loudly. After a minute your vision returns and you find I am not there any more. With your ears ringing like a bell you take in a pair of new beings standing there. You see Shar and Savras where I was. They stand there in all their splendor and lock eyes with you. Before you can react you find yourself whisked away to the next floor. 082503092025
  4. Because euphemisms, metaphors, allusions, and various other synonyms exist? Its a way to aerodynamically pass over the subject, describe it, mock it, and discuss it whilst not directly poking it. 080803092025
  5. Calling 911 to get the location of your … 080503092025
  6. Because the chef wants you to have rye soup served on pumpernickel with wheat berry remoulade with a side of oysters and clams. why does it smell like bad seafood in the soup cellar soup? 080203092025 new page! 080303092025
  7. Granted. Your Individual Voluntary Agreement with your creditors on your debt is self generating at 3,000,000,000,000% interest. i wish i could forget certain people exist. 075803092025
  8. The full play is EXACTLY as written inside the ——— Rysa Little Orkney Islands Scotland ——— Final letter of play is the D in Scotland. 58.86149° N, 3.19666° W is its location. 075403092025 New page! 075503092025
  9. Kitty looks around, sniffing the air. Kitty is unable to find any viable things to ban. Kitty decides to go have breakfast and once again ban her hunger as she simply sees no other viable things to ban. 074803092025
  10. Never let it be said im not a dedicated nerd. Its going to be a high of 59°f with max gusting winds of 17mph. Why is that important? Ill be at renfaire again today! Ill be a popsicle for sure! Glad i have a cloak! 054803092025
  11. Sorry user not found. You found me. @HafCoJoe is next? 205803082025
  12. To force existence why cheese on rye 205703082025
  13. I will neither confirm or deny that. TUBM has been to a renfair where thomas wood the pyrojuggler has performed and been in his audience. 204103082025
  14. Because i said you must. 171503082025
  15. Sitting at a renaissance faire waiting on a show. While watching people as the mill about, giggle, laugh and merry make im left a quiet moment to think. I dont like my thoughts or they dont like me. Either way im in a place with several hundred if not several thousand people and i feel alone. I feel so alone in this sea of happy faces. Thats what im doing today. 165203082025
  16. New rule: posts must be about calvin and aliens. 164503082025
  17. For flavor in roman numerals: VMMDCCCXCVI ——— 163803082025
  18. @magnemoe there are a lot of tracks near where i live and its a bunch of union pacific freighters most of the time. Typically its either petroleum or autoracks coming through. Often its 2-3 locos. Sometimes 4-5. Rarely its distributed power. Was fun to see. The rarest train i see is amtrak. 125003082025
  19. I have 0 clue why this infernal (as an adult) song popped into my head. It was the baby shark of its time. If i suffer. Then you must join me! I loved his music as a kid. 092303082025
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