Kerbalized Movie Quotes Megathread

[Norpo]

Simple; a place to share Kerbalized movie quotes (and optionally, the movie they came from as well). No further rules or instructions needed. (aside from the official Forum Rules, of course) 

Examples:

"You've turned off MechJeb, Luke. Are you alright?" -Star Wars Episode IV

"You needn't worry about your reward. If science is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive." -Star Wars Episode IV (again)

Edited January 19, 2016 by Norpo
encouraged including source

[Red Iron Crown]

"I have altered the aero model. Pray I do not alter it further." -The Empire Strikes Back

[damerell]

"TACLS is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until Jebadiah is dead." - The Terminator

[UnionPacific1983WP]

"No, Jeb. I am your father." -TESB

Actually, the line from the movie is just "No, I am your father", but most people don't know that.

[Dfthu]

I'm sorry Jeb, Im afraid I can't do that.    2001 A space odyssey.

 

Edited January 19, 2016 by Dfthu

[Frybert]

Why do you call Jeb "The Extreme?"

Because Jeb *is* "The Extreme."

 

-Twister

Edited January 19, 2016 by Frybert

[Dfthu]

JEB, GET TO DA CHOPPA.    Predator

[cubinator]

"Jeb, this is no time for snacks." 

-Interstellar

"We're gonna need a bigger booster."

-Jaws

[CommanderCoye]

"Enough, is enough! I've had it, with these mother------- krakens, on this mother------- shuttle! We're about to open some airlocks."

[Frybert]

Jeb: "I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet"

Kingo: "Which one is it?"

Jeb: "Its the one that says badS = True"

 

-Pulp Fiction

[Just Jim]

Ahhhh... hehehe...  I don't have to change a word:

"You came in that?  You're braver than I thought!"

-Star Wars: A New Hope

[StrandedonEarth]

"Let's do the Time Warp again!"  - RHPS

"Kerman. Jeb Kerman" and "Shaken, not exploded" - Jeb Kerman, hero of:

Dr Go, 
From Kerbin With Love,
GoldRocket,
ThunderBoom.
You Only Crash Twice.
On Wernher's Secret Service,
Orbits are Forever,
Launch and Let Land,
The Kerbal with the Golden Booster,
The Spy who Launched Me,
MunRaker,
For R&D Only,
OctoBooster,
Never Say No Fuel Again,
A View to a Crash,
The Living Munlights,
License to Launch,
GoldenEngine,
Tomorrow Always Flies,
Jool Is Not Enough,
Crash Another Day,
VAB Royale,
NERV of Solace,
SkyFall,
Spacer

Edited January 20, 2016 by StrandedonEarth

[Atlas2342]

"If we burn, you burn with us"

-Hunger Games: Mockingjay PT 1

[Frybert]

Marty Kerman: "Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Doc. Ah... Are you telling me that you built a time machine... out of a Cupola? "

Dr. Emmett Kerman: "The way I see it, if you're gonna build a time machine into a space craft, why not do it with some style?"

 

-Back to the Future

Edited January 20, 2016 by Frybert

[StrandedonEarth]

"Use of unnecessary violence in the launching of the Kerman Brothers HAS been approved"

"We're on a mission from Gene!"

Jeb: "It's 12,000 km to the Mun, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of snacks, it's dark... and we're wearing spacesuits."

Bill: "Hit it"

-The Blues Brothers

[Frybert]

Valentina Kerman: Blanche, Blanche, these nice young men are going to watch the television with you. This is Bill Kerman, and this is Bob... Kerman.

Bill Kerman: Hi.

Blanche Kerman: Are you boys in the space program too?

     -Apollo 13

 

[Xorth Tanovar]

"Alert 1, this is Eagle 1. Splash the Kermans. I say again, splash the Kermans."

   - "the Final Countdown", 1980

 

[Guest]

"[REDACTED].  [REDACTED]." -The Martian

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you some snacks. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

[Sanic]

"My god it's full of Jebs!"

Actually invented this during the Kerbfleet crossover mayhem.

[Xorth Tanovar]

"We have just received orders to abandon and nuclear destruct all the Kerbals, and return our ships to commercial purposes. We have received no explanation, and we must start at 0800 in the morning."

 

"Silent Running", 1972

Edited January 22, 2016 by Xorth Tanovar

[Guest]

"'Do you expect me to talk, Greenfinger?'

'No, Mister Jeb, I expect you to die'"

-Greenfinger (Goldfinger)

[Red Iron Crown]

"Mama always said launching was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." - Forrest Gump

"Rockets Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." - The Princess Bride*

*Credit to damerell who mentioned this one in #KSPOfficial

[Frybert]

[The VAB is burning down]

Bruce Kerman: What have I done, Alfred? Everything Jeb... my father built...

Alfred Kerman: The Kerman legacy is more than bricks and mortar, sir.

Bruce kerman: I wanted to save Kerbin. I failed.

Alfred Kerman: Why do we crash sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up.

Brucer Kerman: You still haven't given up on me?

Alfred Kerman: Never!

 

-SpaceBat Begins

[A35K]

"Don't be too proud of this gigantic rocket you've constructed. The ability to execute a complete Grand Tour is insignificant without the power of struts."

"Don't try to frighten us with your structural integrity gibberish, Lord Wehrner. Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you get to space or provided efficient rockets."

"I find your lack of struts disturbing" *rocket disintegrates on pad*

-Star Wars Episode IV

Edited January 22, 2016 by A35K

[ZentroCatson]

"It's an older booster, but it'll still serve a good job at boosting."

-Star Wars episode VI

Those aren't stars, THEY'RE DEBRIS!

-Interstellar