Flat Kerbin Society

[Starhelperdude]

Hahaha Millenials!

I, Karren McKarrister know the truth about kerbin!

Kerbin has a Radius of 599km!!!

The Government told you that the Radius is 600km!

Don't you see all these lies?!

Also, you can buy anti-600km kerbin merch at my shop: unusablelinkdonttryititisajoke,coom

and buy anti-atmosphere masks at: Itoldyouthisdoesntworkifanyonethinksthisworksthenthepersonmaybeahuman,coom

[MKI]

5 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Yes. A spherical banana.

A God-Kerbal  ate the banana and now its flat. 

Flat Banana-Kerbin Confirmed.

[Popestar]

Kerbin has to be flat.  If it wasn't flat, we wouldn't need a space center to prove it isn't flat.

[Dr. Kerbal]

2 hours ago, Popestar said:

Kerbin has to be flat.  If it wasn't flat, we wouldn't need a space center to prove it isn't flat.

So the map screen is just a lie! Oh no! I can’t believe it!

so than what’s an orbit?

Edited January 30, 2021 by Dr. Kerbal

[Spaceman.Spiff]

2 hours ago, Popestar said:

space center to prove it isn't flat.

 I mean... it’s the center of space right?

[kerbiloid]

The roofs are parallel to the ground.
And they are flat, you can check.

[cubinator]

1 hour ago, Spaceman.Spiff said:

 I mean... it’s the center of space right?

Actually the current vessel is the center of space.

But nobody ever makes a crater when crashing into the Mun! 

[kerbiloid]

There are two Kerbins: Flarbin and Spherbin,

[kspnerd122]

FLaT KuRbiN

[kerbiloid]

Financial news.

The spherical Kerbin is suffering from inflation.

[HansonKerman]

how do you know it is not already popped and is tissue shaped?

[Starhelperdude]

Duna is also flat

[kerbiloid]

Duna is flat because it's on the flat display.

[Bort kerman]

how could kerbin be round there are no clouds or lights:edit how is it round if its so easy to go to the sun

Edited March 18, 2021 by Bort kerman

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

If kerbin is flat, then why isn’t everything else flat?

flat sun and a flat kerbin? Whacky

[kerbiloid]

Yes, the Sun is flat. And the Mun as well. 

The Minmus isn't because it's a dot. Dots aren't flat.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

Flat 1-D objects intensify somehow

[kerbiloid]

Kerbin is made of flat 3d faces. It's multiflat.

[Starhelperdude]

kerbin is not flat! it's onedimensional!

[Spaceman.Spiff]

Kerbin is snack-shaped

[kerbiloid]

Kerbin is flat in polar coordinate system.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

But are monoliths flat in hyperbolic space?

[DunaManiac]

Kerbin is flat. You want proof? Go out out to the ocean. The surface of the water is completely flat! Checkmate Globe-Kerbiners!

[kerbiloid]

The Kerbin ocean is not a surface, it's just a visual mark of "sea level".

Flatness disproved.

[HansonKerman]

Objection 

if Kerbin was not flat, how could we stand on it?