How to Be Evil!

[TheSealBrigade]

5/10 meh

Leave the toilet seat up in a public bathroom! >:)

[Delfinus]

10/10 OH FUDGE PLEASE NO.

Add fuel to the Dres flame war...

[cubinator]

2/10 that's not evil, that's just plain annoying.

[TheSealBrigade]

9.9999/10 SUPER EVIL

Tilt a perfectly straight painting a wee bit to the left.

[cubinator]

0/10 that's only evil if you proceed to sell it for an unholy sum of money.

I take one of those cans that's full of botulinum toxin, then release its contents out of a small plane while buzzing a densely-populated area. I'm not sure if that would work, but if it does...  >: )

[max_creative]

5/10. Kaboom! 

Tells @Galacticvoyager to come here and start a RP thread about how both the kraken and Dres are better than laythe. MUWAHAHAHA!!!

[Planetace]

7.8/10 too much water.

 

I tried to say dres lovers and krakenist's are equal and the war was fictional..

[James Kerman]

10/10 I both love and fear dres and I'm part of the kraken awareness society.

I will create a virus that infects all television networks and streaming services with the "Beiber" virus.  That's right, non stop Beiber forever.

[TopHeavy11]

Beiber/10 you are a monster's monster. However, that means that people can do more constructive things with their time instead of wasting away on the couch.

 

I kill KSP.

Edited May 11, 2016 by TopHeavy11

[p1t1o]

8.5/10 for pure malice.

I put all terrible youtube commenters into positions of real power and remove everybody elses ability to speak.

[TopHeavy11]

10/10 our government is corrupt enough already.

 

I summon @Red Iron Crown to delete this awesome thread.

[cubinator]

1/10 he has no reason to, and you're not the OP.

I let a hissing cockroach into an entomophobe's backpack. (Entomophobes are really easy to find, apparently. They're hilarious, can't even handle a 4-inch millipede at 6 meters!)

Edited May 11, 2016 by cubinator

[WinkAllKerb'']

k{(n)}ow/idEA 

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Edited May 12, 2016 by WinkAllKerb''

[0111narwhalz]

10/10
It would've been 5/10, but it got a bonus of 5/10 because it'd be so hilarious. Which do you think would be louder? I mean, I would've dropped in an African cicada myself, but that's just me.

I switch everybody's screen names around. They all see themselves as themselves, but nobody else does.

[cubinator]

6/10 confusing, but not destructive enough.

[Mjp1050]

What the heck?

You cover the top half of a whoopee cushion with glue, so when someone sits on it, it sticks to the rear of their pants and they have to put up with fart noises whenever they sit down.

 

[cubinator]

2/10 bad for the pants, but it wouldn't actually make noise unless someone inflates it first.

[CAKE99]

You put nothing, also...

On 5/5/2016 at 2:47 PM, SinBad said:

7/10, if you added headlights i would have given 8.5...

EDIT: I posted that as a reply to a post which was a copy and paste of someone else's post, not cubinator's post, for cubinator's post 10/10

 

NOTE: The quote BELOW this is the evil thing.

On 4/1/2016 at 1:59 PM, GDJ said:

Well, I made a whole box of Salt Cubes, then swapped them out at work in the sugar dispenser.

April fools X20 people!

 

 

Edited May 21, 2016 by CAKE99

[TedwinKnockman66]

?/10 Where these?

I'm Gonna eat @CAKE99!

[CAKE99]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!/10

Putting Chillis (I hope I got that right ) in peoples food when they are not looking.

 

@TedwinKnockman66 BTW I updated that post.

[GDJ]

19 hours ago, CAKE99 said:

NOTE: The quote BELOW this is the evil thing.

 I'm flattered! Being evil is hardly respected nowadays. It takes years of hard work and dedication to pull it off right. 

[Delfinus]

10/10 Unlimited Possibilities.

I teleport everyone to Venus.

[Kertech]

6/10, we'll die too quickly to get the full Venusian hellish experience

 

I make it illegal to use any browser except internet explorer

[Nuke]

sneak into the ladys room with a roll of saran wrap.

place it on all the toilets under the seat and lower it. it should be visually imperceptible.

hand out free bottled water nearby.

[max_creative]

8/10? That's an evil plan... 

Take big drill, explosives,and some parts from Jeb's Junkyard, and make a giant troll face in the moon.

MUWAHAHAHA!!!