Misguided Kerbal Posted May 18, 2020 Share Posted May 18, 2020 3 hours ago, HansonKerman said: 10/10 humans coffee hello. I am Hugh Mann. I work as an <undefined variable> in a large building. I eat <peanut butter and jelly sandwiches> for supper. I crack jokes. Like. Hey, <snip> hasn’t been heard from in a while. And. Wow, SARS-COV-2 has been on for a while. Huh. Ha. Ha <end tap> 10/10 undefined variable is the essential key to life Boomer, you're a boomer, you're a boomer for not saying I'm human. Boomer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacescifi Posted May 21, 2020 Share Posted May 21, 2020 Don't need to. The easiet way to tell is by talking to a chatbot. Not the brightest entity to speak with by any margin. Your pet dog cannot speak, but he or she STILL has far more reasonsing capacity than chatbot programming spitting out repetitions. Dogs actually have goals. Short-sighted perhaps, but they have them. Chatbots? No. Other than provide google extra info on users for ads and marketing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 I'm a human because only a human would summon the buried thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 Sure I'm, what was that again? Human! Yeah human... Because only a human would assist with a necropost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 8/10 I am of course humaine, I don't need to proof read it to you. I should be rated 10 out of 10 on Yelp. Did you say you wanted to see the coffee shops in your area. I have found 102 advertisements that have your key word in their headings. Alan Turing says hi. Have you ever found a Tortoise on it's back in the desert? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 12, 2021 Share Posted July 12, 2021 4/10. Ummm.... Of course i'm human! You also live on mars, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 3/10 for your information humans have not arrived on mars…yet I am human because of my profile pic. Only a human can make that. Also, <WARNING:SYSTEM ERROR> 10010001010001010010100…… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 10/10 Invalid error code. Just a human joke, nothing more. I am a hum man, because I'm a man and I can hum. Listen: ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 4/10. Ummm.... Of course i'm human! You also live on mars, right? Free movies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peridoot Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 (edited) 9/10 yes im human oh the rock on my forehead? just jewelry toatly.... NOT DONT QESTION ANYTHIN ELSE Edited July 13, 2021 by peridoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Take it off then. Also, humans totally have green skin. 0/10 I am a human. You can tell because, uhh, I breathe oxygen! And I am typing this and only humans could do this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peridoot Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 (edited) fine i will just to prove itsee im very human! Spoiler ok the blue mouth is just a dead giveaway Spoiler actualy no its just a blue popsicle Edited July 13, 2021 by peridoot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 Uhh... 2.75/10 Only humans have the ability to like cranes as much as I do. So, therefore I must be a human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 13, 2021 Share Posted July 13, 2021 9.5/10 I am a human becccccccccccccc AdFluffy.exe has stopped working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 6/10 for human programs do not abruptly end like that unless they are running on Windows. Of course I am human! I mean, I love kids just like all humans because they stay crunchy in milk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 8/10 Robots and ET don't associate the milk with food. I'm a human because I keep chatting instead of start working now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 10/10 That is very human. Just because I have gone a bit senile over the last 3 million years doesn't mean I am not human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuranAce Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 0/10 I had no idea what that means so I'm going to assume your a supercomputer. I am a human because i said so and if you say im not your being trans-speciesphobic and that's a human right #pride #trans-speciesandproud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 (edited) 5/10 I am obviously human, I can lift 8 metric tons... Wait! I mean, uhh... 40 pounds? Hold on! Why would you even accuse me of being a crane? It's just silly. Cranes are cool though, especially that MK 140. Now I need to go for some maintenan- uh, a checkup. Edited July 16, 2021 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 10/10 Obviously an emotional response from a human who likes cranes and has a sense of humour. 28 minutes ago, Lancasterace said: 0/10 I had no idea what that means so I'm going to assume your a supercomputer. Look up Holly in the context of Red Dwarf. I am human and I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 5/10 Everyone knows there's only one diode on the left side of a human, or was that appendix? I go for regular walks with a collar, whats more human than that these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 (edited) (from 0 to 10)/10 Depends on decision of the person who has put the collar on. I'm now beating one my hand against another one with no obvious reason. But in a rhythm. Edited July 16, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 (edited) 8/10 sometimes I do that. Back when I was human, I mean, was always human, yeah. I am human as I can run Mach 0.8 like all other functional Homo sapiens. Edited July 16, 2021 by Stormpilot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 5/10 Cyborgs, like the Matrix Man, who you may know from the TV version as The Bionic Man, are half there. I am human because I will beat you at chess, just as my programmer coded me to do, but I will knock over the board and storm off if you beat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 6/10 I don’t think a robot pretending to be a human would be programmed to say it was programmed. ”googling: how to eat sma petty” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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