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OK guys I now seriously doubt if I'm a robot.

When I registered on the KSP forums it asked to choose pictures that contain bicycles to prove I'm a human. Now I'm trying to register on PaintDotNet forums and it asks me "what do cows drink". Now I'm really curious. WHAT DO COWS DRINK??? IS THIS A FAMOUS ENGLISH JOKE THAT I DON'T KNOW? I'M NOT NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER...

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3 hours ago, CFYL said:

OK guys I now seriously doubt if I'm a robot.

When I registered on the KSP forums it asked to choose pictures that contain bicycles to prove I'm a human. Now I'm trying to register on PaintDotNet forums and it asks me "what do cows drink". Now I'm really curious. WHAT DO COWS DRINK??? IS THIS A FAMOUS ENGLISH JOKE THAT I DON'T KNOW? I'M NOT NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER...

10/10

You are human.

I would think Cows drink water. Only young calves drink milk.

Therefore I am human.

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10/10 only humans can lie, jeb cannot die.

Hey I rhymed that last sentence and am human so I recognized that it rhymed like my fellow earthlings that live on this strange planet can.

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  • 1 month later...

6/10

Machines would not have a need to drink banana milk shakes. However you could still be an non-human who has developed a penchant for consuming the tasty concoction.

This gives me the idea of using banana milk shake as a component for tres leche cake. Culinary experimentation confirms I am human.

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1/10

A human would operate with surgical tools.

I can use a computer cat therefore I am human.

(these really existed but weren't that popular, they were the forerunner to the pad area you find on lap top computers. I have one somewhere.)

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