Hyperspace Industries Posted May 14, 2022 Share Posted May 14, 2022 "Douglas Adams: -Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. Isaac Arthur: -it's free real estate." -Youtube commenter, username: Horsmi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted May 15, 2022 Share Posted May 15, 2022 "I really ought to do something. Although, I am already in my pajamas" - Professor Hubert Farnsworth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 This is an analogy that i came up with, and I really like. "Life is like a sailboat. Going with the wind is easier, but you can also go against it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 "I plan to make the air force's one RC plane soon, issue a formal ultimatum to the Kremlin, build a paper boat for the Navy, and work on an army uniform." "I plan to make the air force's one RC plane soon, issue a formal ultimatum to the Kremlin, build a paper boat for the Navy, and work on an army uniform." "I plan to make the air force's one RC plane soon, issue a formal ultimatum to the Kremlin, build a paper boat for the Navy, and work on an army uniform." "I plan to make the air force's one RC plane soon, issue a formal ultimatum to the Kremlin, build a paper boat for the Navy, and work on an army uniform." Me, 2022, on a micronation forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second Hand Rocket Science Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 "Turn right to go left." - Doc Hudson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 1, 2022 Share Posted June 1, 2022 The key is communication, but the lock is trust. Solotov 040206012022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 (edited) "You've got me looking at too many of these trucks, I'm starting to see them as normal instead of them being weird foreign s***. "-Slightly paraphrased from my dad after I showed him a video of the Renault T "Dean, I'm going to turn around now and you'd better be on fire. You're standing there in flames and the only person who can put you out is me, because that is the only conceivable reason that you would wake me up like this!!!" -Dr. Venture Brock: You get the boys. I'll take care of these guys. Dr. Venture: Are you sure? There's an awful lot of them. Brock: (left eye twitching) They hit me with a truck. Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: Off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: Off! Dean: It's on! Dr. Venture: That's called 'blinking', boys... Dr. Orpheus: It craves... purity... it devours... purity... it seems to be... What the hell is this thing made out of? Dr. Venture: Nothing. Dr. Orpheus: Come on... Dr. Venture: Alright fine, I might have used a few unorthodox parts. Dr. Orpheus: Just tell me one! Dr. Venture: An... (mumbles) Dr. Orpheus: A what? Dr. Venture: An... orphan. Dr. Orpheus: Did you say... an orphan!? Dr. Venture: Yeah... a little.. orphan boy.. Dr. Orpheus: It's powered by a forsaken child!? Dr. Venture: Might be... kind of... I mean, I didn't use the whole thing! Dr. Orpheus: Do you have a pen? Hank: To use as a magic wand? Dr. Orpheus: To use...as a pen, Hank. On 5/25/2022 at 1:32 PM, Second Hand Rocket Science said: "Turn right to go left." - Doc Hudson Also a valuable lesson to learn when backing up with a trailer. Edited June 3, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 3, 2022 Share Posted June 3, 2022 Weak people revenge, strong people forgive, intelligent people ignore. -Albert Einstein 234906022022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 11, 2022 Share Posted June 11, 2022 (edited) “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” - Albert Einstein I have an extremely cluttered desk, so cluttered I don't even really use it much. Actually, my whole house is kind of messy, and I often stay up quite late. Is that a good sign? Edited June 12, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razark Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 7 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: “... of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” - Albert Einstein For me, it's a sign that I just bought a new desk, because I've switched from "waiting to return to the office" to "permanent work-from-home job". Give it a couple of months, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 (edited) pessimism and optimism are two sides of the same coin, a currency for the delusional. 19 hours ago, Ben J. Kerman said: “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” - Albert Einstein I have an extremely cluttered desk, so cluttered I don't even really use it much. Actually, my whole house is kind of messy, and I often stay up quite late. Is that a good sign? its a sign that you need to get a cat. my desk always has at least one cat on it. Edited June 12, 2022 by Nuke blame the cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacke Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 19 minutes ago, Nuke said: its a sign that you need to get a cat. my desk always has at least one cat on it. When you have a cat, your desk will become uncluttered while the floor will become cluttered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuke Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Jacke said: When you have a cat, your desk will become uncluttered while the floor will become cluttered. not if you have more than one cat. in that case both will become cluttered. Edited June 12, 2022 by Nuke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 "shhhhhhhhhhhh.... be vewy, vewy quiet... I'm hunting wabbits..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzman Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 My sister gave me a T-shirt that says 'Life is better with wine, cats and books'. Can't argue with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 12, 2022 Share Posted June 12, 2022 Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. That’s because inside a dog it’s too dark to read.” —Groucho Marx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 Im sitting here watching flights land and take off at Las Vegas Harry Reid on youtube and started reading ATC quotes: A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: “American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.” On some air bases, the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, “What time is it?” The tower responded, “Who is calling?” The aircraft replied, “What difference does it make?” The tower replied “It makes a lot of difference. If it is an American Airlines Flight, it is 3 o’clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it is an Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it’s Thursday afternoon.” A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5’s nose cargo doors opened, saying, “I’m going to eat you.” thought you guys would enjoy the cheek of pilots and air traffic control 191406122022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 "Power!!!" - Jeremy Clarkson Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: Off! Dean: It's on! Hank: It's off! Dean: It's on! Hank: Off! Dean: It's on! Dr. Venture: That's called 'blinking', boys... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted June 13, 2022 Share Posted June 13, 2022 (edited) 13 hours ago, Nuke said: its a sign that you need to get a cat. There are actually three cats at my house. Edited June 13, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman I thought it would merge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted June 18, 2022 Share Posted June 18, 2022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 (edited) "LONG LIVE PAINT!!" -Jim Breuer "Aah! You're getting face all over me! Hot melting face!!" -Dr. Venture Henchman #24: We can take my Nissan Stanza. Henchman #21: Oh, shotgun, called! Totally! The Monarch: What color is it? Is it diabolical? Or at least butterfly colored? Henchman #24: It's powder blue. Mostly. The Monarch: Great. 21, what do you drive? Henchman #21: His powder blue Stanza. Quote A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down. San Jose Tower noted: “American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.” If it was an MD-11 landing then it might have actually had to take that route. Edited July 23, 2022 by Ben J. Kerman Venture Bros. quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second Hand Rocket Science Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 (edited) "The moment we stop fighting for each other? That's the moment we lose our humanity." - Adrian Helmsley, 2012 Edited July 23, 2022 by Second Hand Rocket Science Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benzman Posted July 23, 2022 Share Posted July 23, 2022 The cat is nature's masterpiece. - Leonardo da Vinci Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 26, 2022 Share Posted July 26, 2022 It is often very illuminating… to ask yourself how you got at the facts upon which you base your opinion. Who actually saw, heard, felt, counted, named the thing, about which you have an opinion? Was it the man who told you? Or the man who told him? Or someone still further removed? And how much was he permitted to see?' - Walter Lippmann 061907262022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Second Hand Rocket Science Posted July 28, 2022 Share Posted July 28, 2022 "Y-No, Dad, I'm not a crazed gunman. I'm an assassin. Well the difference being, one is a job and one is mental sickness!" - Sniper, Meet The Sniper, January 20th 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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