There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have your profile picture to protect you. How do you fare?

[Admiral Fluffy]

Tank, if I live near a fuel depot

[ColdJ]

All the fighter craft at my Top Gun Academy, napalm them till it is safe again.

[Kerb24]

I will die in the first week.

[Admiral Fluffy]

Tank

[AtomicTech]

Oh crud.

On 8/20/2021 at 9:16 PM, Admiral Fluffy said:

Tank, if I live near a fuel depot

Solar Electric Tank.

[Fletch4]

i got a modified bear. i guess its better than the old "glitched wheel"

[Wizard Kerbal]

In an interplanetary ship to Duna, i’d fare fine. 
Did I mention it’s experimental?
Until 9 minutes into the flight when it loses control and the FTS activates.

Edited October 5, 2021 by Wizard Kerbal

[Stormpilot]

I have Rasputin 

I shall never die.

Edited October 5, 2021 by Stormpilot

[BekfastDerp13]

I have a drawn rocket, so I think I will die

[SSTO Crasher]

I am a black hole. Is invincible 

[Abel Military Services]

ODIN from COD: Ghost. 

I has that thing in space, but how can I reach that place? I'd probably die in one day. 

[Second Hand Rocket Science]

*inhales*

B O N K

[Abel Military Services]

Mmph mmph mmmph! 

[Admiral Fluffy]

Robot would do pretty well, I think.

[Ben J. Kerman]

I have a Liebherr MK140 that can go 80 km/h, has about 540 horsepower and can lift 8 tonnes. I had trouble finding how much the crane itself weighed, which you would need to know if there are weak bridges or unimproved roads on the way to your jobsite. Anyway. I would say I can run over zombies with ease. I would probably fare better if my PFP was a Liebherr G-BKF armored military crane, or Geschütztes Bergekranfahrzeug.

[Abel Military Services]

*Burning sounds* Mph mph mmmph! 

[cantab]

If the zombies have only just appeared and they don't asymptomatically spread, then I have a pretty good chance of destroying the zombie apocalypse, but we get a giant asteroid apocalypse instead.

If the zeds have already spread worldwide, and there's no way to stop it by targeting one place (eg killing patient zero), then I can't even get rid of them.

[Nazalassa]

I just burn them

[Watermel00n]

imdead

[Nazalassa]

Oh sorry

[ColdJ]

I convince them to become vegeterians.

[imcute]

/kill @e[type=zombie]

command block icon on ixigua

[SSTO Crasher]

I’m pretty much invincible

[Admiral Fluffy]

Not sure how I would do. Mine is a robot plant, so idk.

[SuperMiiBrother]

A guy with an advanced spacesuit! How lovely. We both die.