There is a Zombie apocalypse. You only have your profile picture to protect you. How do you fare?

[TheKSPBeginner]

19 hours ago, StupidAndy said:

I have the power of everything spacex does

not sure how to weaponize a Falcon 9 though...

Use a missile.

I would just summon Danny.

He would make them all disappear.

[ModerndayLink]

I have the sun. 

I move the sun right next to earth and burn off all of the zombies then I put the sun back where it was and go back to the earth which now has no zombies

[Ten Key]

Uh oh. 

[Spacetraindriver]

Crap, and I was just about to change it to something reasonable.  

22 hours ago, UnionPacific1983WP said:

I have a train. Just run over all the zombies until fuel starts running low, in which case there's probably weapons in one of the train's 100+ cars to defend myself while I refuel the locomotives.

Cept mines is a steam-electric-rover-offtrack 4000 class, could probs use solar panels to recharge it up quick n easy.

[kerbiloid]

Meanwhile

Spoiler

 

[cubinator]

You might say "that's just a Rubik's Cube how are you going to do anything with that?" but I'll tell you this particular cube is over 6 meters wide and made of metal and rocket parts. So, with a little machining and engineering, I could make tools and other things out of the parts.

[TheEpicSquared]

2 dancing aliens with a ufo, at my control? I think I'd fare pretty well  

[Motokid600]

 

Not the AC ( Armored Core ) from the profile pic. But Zombies? Think id be okay.

Edited August 13, 2017 by Motokid600

[kerbiloid]

Yes, it's okay. One of zombies will be wearing an Armored Core.

[Xemina]

I build the saturn-v and run of to an exoplanet!

[55delta]

My profile picture is the space pirate Captain Harlock. Captain Harlock once fought intelligent space zombies (in the series Endless Odyssey.) Long story short, he won.

I think I'm reasonably safe.  

[Clonos]

My trusted Drawn-By-Myself-Kerbin profile pic will roll over them. And if it doesn't, I'll just hide somewhere at Kerbin.

On ‎11‎-‎8‎-‎2017 at 4:45 AM, IncongruousGoat said:

Well, I've got a steam engine, which lets me... start the industrial revolution again?

Honestly, this doesn't end well for me.

Thomas the Tank engine returns lmao

[Confused Scientist]

...This doesn't look good for me. My profile pic was taken after bailing out of a nuclear powered plane on Duna at thirty kilometers. I guess there were zombies in the plane.

[linuxgurugamer]

No problem.  I'll just strap on my rocket wing and fly away

[kerbiloid]

40 minutes ago, Confused Scientist said:

I guess there were zombies in the plane.

... before the crew has thrown him out. (See the pic.)
Now, the first space zombie wearing a spacesuit is orbiting round the Duna, trying to catch everything approaching to him from nearby orbits.

Offtop.
There were zombies in spacesuits in Last Days on Mars. But on ground.

Edited August 15, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Guest]

I'm on The moon (that's totally not just superimposed on, shut up) , so I'll just wait out the apocalypse 

Edited August 17, 2017 by Guest

[Just Jim]

1 minute ago, Leftykap said:

that's totally not just superimposed on, shut up

[StupidAndy]

now I have words

I could write a peas treaty...? if they can read...

[Ultimate Steve]

2 minutes ago, StupidAndy said:

I could write a peas treaty...?

 

 

 

 

I mean, you could write something using peas...

[KerBlitz Kerman]

11 hours ago, Leftykap said:

I'm on The moon (that's totally not just superimposed on, shut up) , so I'll just wait out the apocalypse 

 Me too! I'll just canabalize my rocket aaaaaannnd....

An Power rig, drill, pod, and ISRU. Infinite LS, missiles annnnnnnd...

Goody, Goody! I found Zombie killing Microbes...

launching...

[Zombie apocalypse over]

[Kermunmus]

Well I'm skimming by the sun in a plane at impossible speeds and temperatures... but when I took this I had unbreakable joints and no overheating on so I'm all good, the zombies don't stand a chance however!

[kerbinorbiter]

i would do grate

Edited August 18, 2017 by kerbinorbiter
added puns

[MD5Ray01]

Considering that my avatar is a Catapult mech, I should fare pretty well against zombies.

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

I would join my space cat? In space? idk what I would do, push it in the way of the zombie hoard?

[Benjamin Kerman]

I can BURN THEM