Nezclaw Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Friznit said: Actually, that probably accounts for where mystery goo comes from. I thought it was the gunk scraped off the launchpad after a failed launch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguelsgamingch Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 I Have Summoned The Kraken Me And Bill Kerman I Have Murdered Clint Kerman And.... Well Make A Missile Targeted To Valentina Kerman Also Kill Elon Kerman JK!!!! HAHAHA LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Well, there are far to many to name. Some of crimes are, and I do confess: Nuclear Devastation Full Scale Nuclear War Breaking the game about 1000 times Spaghettifying Kerbals everyday Routine Morning Kerbal Abuse Session Hit & Run Destroying the KSC completely Creating Suicide Ships, Planes and Cars. Burning them by forcing EVA during Jool Reentry And finally, a Solar Death Relay. Please, do not judge me by my actions. I'm sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidSquid Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 No crimes so far, but actually been fantasizing about it in my dreams: imagining my boss would be a Kerbal, and ... I'll leave the rest to your imagination Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έķ νίĻĻάίή Posted December 17, 2019 Share Posted December 17, 2019 Out of fuel Spoiler In a Jool suborbital trajectory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 3 hours ago, έķ νίĻĻάίή said: Out of fuel Hide contents In a Jool suborbital trajectory why were you on a jool suborbital trajectory? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έķ νίĻĻάίή Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 6 hours ago, Dirkidirk said: why were you on a jool suborbital trajectory? Aerobraking pass Got into orbit after first pass, no fuel to go into a orbit without another pass into the joolian astomphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mukita12 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I did it yesterday.... and i'm still proud Put a crap ton of craft with a crap ton of Kerbal which puts my KSP FPS from an average 30 fps to a solid 5 fps and basically put KAS Bomb....... As soon the craft exploded. my pc quitted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έķ νίĻĻάίή Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 I created the kraken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mukita12 Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 16 hours ago, έķ νίĻĻάίή said: I created the kraken .......... Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler NO!!!!! HOW COULD YOU LITTLE ONE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacke Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 22 hours ago, έķ νίĻĻάίή said: I created the kraken Claims like *that* are likely to summon. 'Ware Kraken! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I brought the Spaghetti kraken back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted December 19, 2019 Share Posted December 19, 2019 I have not been playing, making my kerbals nonexistent, the worst crime of all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro Starship Posted December 21, 2019 Share Posted December 21, 2019 When I do my contracts and land with a parachute, I like to rotate the capsule to the front door for sunshine. I do this In case I need to do an EVA's for samples and such. I forgot I had it in full warp mode. The capsule rotated so fast, it snapped the chute cord off and It descended to the ocean (really fast) and blew up with the Kerbal inside. No I did not do this on purpose. It was an entire mission I lost as well, with no saves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogberi Posted December 22, 2019 Share Posted December 22, 2019 (edited) Seems everything I do in ksp is a crime. As soon as I accomplish something, the Kerbal Kongress passes a bill that makes it illegal. Edited December 22, 2019 by Ogberi Spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bej Kerman Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 The other day, I made a reusable launcher made to lift ~1.2 kilotons into orbit. Then, I crashed it into the VAB. I'll leave the rest to the imagination. On 12/22/2019 at 2:07 PM, Ogberi said: Seems everything I do in ksp is a crime. As soon as I accomplish something, the Kerbal Kongress passes a bill that makes it illegal. Then you're good at making up unique ways to torture and kill your Kerbals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) Leaving a lot of junk around the objects of cultural heritage on every failed landing next to an easter egg. Btw. Why there is no mod to write on them like "Me was here". Edited December 27, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OishikG Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 I once got to minmus and ran out of fuel. then once i landed i noticed i have no scientist. then mr Bill Kerman's son Sheloly kerman mistakenly used his (his sm0l brain)and his EVA jetpack thinking he would go bacc to kerbin and then flied so high he crash landed(he almost busted his face) meanwhile, Bill Kerman was designing a ship, and then he heard that his son almost busted his face(thanx to da helmet) Although, it was only my fault because if I had enough fuel he wouldn'tve been so injured, right now Thanx to Bill kerman he rescued his son with his friend jeb and Taught him more Rocket (nerdy) Science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astronants Posted December 29, 2019 Share Posted December 29, 2019 (edited) Renamed a kerbal with the "rename vessel" feature... Now KSP thinks Heunon Kerman is a base Edited December 29, 2019 by Astronants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogberi Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 On 12/27/2019 at 9:25 AM, Bej Kerman said: The other day, I made a reusable launcher made to lift ~1.2 kilotons into orbit. Then, I crashed it into the VAB. I'll leave the rest to the imagination. Then you're good at making up unique ways to torture and kill your Kerbals Well, using the new breaking ground srbs, an SSTO with a command chair is possible. Reentry is a bit more...unreliable.. and I just thought, "Can I put tourists in command chairs?" Gotta go check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 30, 2019 Share Posted December 30, 2019 Parking a car everywhere, even across the runways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nezclaw Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 On 12/27/2019 at 9:52 AM, kerbiloid said: Leaving a lot of junk around the objects of cultural heritage on every failed landing next to an easter egg. Btw. Why there is no mod to write on them like "Me was here". that's a good question. i really want to leave "JEB WAS HERE" scrawled across a monolith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curveball Anders Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 20 hours ago, Nezclaw said: that's a good question. i really want to leave "JEB WAS HERE" scrawled across a monolith Every flag I leave behind has the inscription "<name of planter> wuz 'ere" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted January 5, 2020 Share Posted January 5, 2020 I try not to kill the crew, accidental or otherwise, but way back when I was first playing the game in maybe August of 2013, I killed like twenty kerbals trying to get into orbit. This wasn't *entirely* my fault though, the computer I had at the time was extremely laggy and so inputs were... let's just say very delayed (upwards of like, a second or two of delay, even for a small craft). Thank God I have a much better computer and much better skill now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted January 11, 2020 Share Posted January 11, 2020 On 12/30/2019 at 3:55 AM, kerbiloid said: Parking a car everywhere, even across the runways. I parked a plane on the runway. One meter below the runway... Spoiler And yeah, @Astrofox, the plane was full of kerbals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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