StrandedonEarth Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Because someone threw a tub of sour cream at you for eating all the salsa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commodore_32 Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 Calling 911 because I got a BSOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 8, 2019 Share Posted November 8, 2019 (edited) ... unless the BSOD is on a board computer display. Then it's the time. Edited November 8, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 Encore! Encore! Calling 911 because your ride to catch a train didn't show and you think a police escort would get you there in time. Calling 911 because there's tomato in your sandwich. Calling 911 because your debit card is stuck in an ATM. As reported by the Peel Regional Police from Ontario, Canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Calling 911 to tell them about the Stupid reasons to call 911!-thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Calling 911 because Matt Lowne had his channel copyright-struck Calling 911 because your Jool-5 ship was kraken-struck Calling 911 because your girlfriend left you dumb-struck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Calling 911 when neighbors have already called them to catch you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 Calling 911 because you can't think of anything that rhymes with the word orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 16 hours ago, 55delta said: Calling 911 because you can't think of anything that rhymes with the word orange. Lagrange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dressian Exploder Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Calling 999 because I don't know how to spell Lagrange correctly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commodore_32 Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Calling 911 because i forgot the struts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lapis Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 calling 911 because i use autostrut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB-70A Posted November 23, 2019 Share Posted November 23, 2019 Calling 911 to complain about your phone line having been cut by your provider. Calling 911 to ask about the date of Daylight saving time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έķ νίĻĻάίή Posted November 24, 2019 Share Posted November 24, 2019 CALLING NAAN WAAAN WAAN CAAAAS MATTY BOII HAD HIS CEAAANLE CAUPPYRAAGT STRUUK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 5, 2019 Share Posted December 5, 2019 Calling 911 to complain about the latest movie trailer (for any movie.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 (edited) On 12/4/2019 at 6:54 PM, 55delta said: Calling 911 to complain about the latest movie trailer (for any movie.) Calling 911 to complain that the movie you paid big bucks to watch in the theater was horrible .... or that the people behind you talked all through it, dropping spoilers and eating and slurping loudly. .... or cuz you're bored... Edited December 11, 2019 by StrandedonEarth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Calling 911 to complain that the cameraman of the movie was so bad, that all the movie long you were looking at the dark figures walking between the camera and the theater screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Calling 911 because you watched The Matrix recently and you're questioning if reality is a simulation. (If you do experience this, sit and think about RL human history and civilization until this feeling fades.) Calling 911 because you realized you are in The Matrix. (Asking for help getting out of a simulation with people also in a simulation is self-defeating. Learn Kung-fu instead.) Calling 911 because you watched The Matrix Revolution. (This film does not exist and we don't acknowledge its existence.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Calling 911 when there is no 911. Only Matrix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Calling 911 because they are planning a 4th Matrix movie. (Authorities just shrug and refuse to comment.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 calling 000 because i dropped my pencil, and i have no idea where it has rolled to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 13, 2019 Share Posted December 13, 2019 Caling 911 because still nobody has hacked the Matrix source and made a mobile version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal4 Posted December 18, 2019 Share Posted December 18, 2019 *scream* 000 because I ORDERED PEPPERONI, NOT PEEPEERONI! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Calling 911 because you had an off-nominal orbital insertion burn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FahmiRBLX Posted December 20, 2019 Share Posted December 20, 2019 Calling 911 because you didn't get your target result for a major exam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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