kerbiloid Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 Calling 911 because Duna and two moons look like 9-1-1. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 7, 2021 Share Posted July 7, 2021 Calling 911 to get better terms for a contract in Career Mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imcute Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 calling it due to a bunch of ppl calling it for nothing is not very nice so i call it to punish them except me(lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 Calling it because you need help with math Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Calling 911 cause I ran out of Deuterium and Helium-3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Calling 911 while being a Schroedinger Cat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted July 12, 2022 Share Posted July 12, 2022 Calling 911 so I can have the police move my stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Calling 911 to tell them to call 911 and telling them to call 911 and say the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Calling 911 when you are a 5G fridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Call 911 to ask them how to call 911 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 13, 2022 Share Posted July 13, 2022 Calling 911 because you are in Europe amd Europe uses 112 (you don't know what to do when the emergency calling number is different) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 to demand to know why they never internationally standardized all emergency numbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 because I want moar boosters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 because your neighbor has ignited too many boosters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 because you're bored and want someone to play Construction Simulator 2015 multiplayer with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 because youre playing MSFS2020 at FL410 on heading 237 with a 48kt headwind and its really dark out in the middle of the Pacific Ocean lol. Yup a 5hr34min flight and Im barely 2 hours in. 022607142022 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 because I want to play Portal 2 co-op mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 because you just have watched in the amateur telescope a huge asteroid approaching to... Anyway, too late. Let them just watch TV and enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 because you are in Normandy and the british have just installed more boosters on the Isle of Wight to slam it into France Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted July 14, 2022 Share Posted July 14, 2022 Calling 911 to ask if you can get the authorization to launch a handmade liquid fuel rocket from your yard (that one is a bit weird). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Calling 911 to report that you have a need, a need for speed! ("We'll send out the next available officer to write up a traffic violation for you.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Calling 911 to test my new iPhone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Calling 911 to find my lost iPhone because now I know where is it. A joke of course. I'm an Apple-free person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryaja Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Calling 911 because someone uses apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 19, 2022 Share Posted July 19, 2022 Calling 911 because your phone stopped working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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