SuperMiiBrother Posted August 13, 2022 Author Share Posted August 13, 2022 Calling 911 to tell them we won’t stop calling them for stupid reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Calling 911 when you are 911 to complain about the stupid users and their stupid calls on stupid reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 13, 2022 Share Posted August 13, 2022 Another reason to call 911 is the existence of this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Calling 911 because you said that if SLS ever launches you would have a heart attack and die, but now they're saying they will launch at the end of the month, so you're unsure if a heart attack is now fated to happen or if you would be obligated to make it happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 15, 2022 Share Posted August 15, 2022 Calling 911 because I HATE THE FLOOR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 16, 2022 Share Posted August 16, 2022 Calling 911 because nobody laughs when I tell them that stories about lithium-ion batteries should be put under the 'current events' section of the news website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 17, 2022 Share Posted August 17, 2022 Calling 911 when you are a group of students having a fool-moon party at the abandoned summer camp built on the old Navajo cemetery, and suddenly see a strange figure with a sack on the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Calling 911 to ask why my cellphone gets more unreliable and signal gets weaker in proximity to spree killers and isolated murders. ("That's just the government-required Closed Circle Preservation Unit added to all phones, as demanded by the Writer's Guild.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 18, 2022 Share Posted August 18, 2022 Calling 911 because it's the only working button on the found cellphone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 19, 2022 Share Posted August 19, 2022 Calling 911 because I don't know what the little red button on the bottom of the gun does. ("You should have asked the manufacturer for that information.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMiiBrother Posted August 24, 2022 Author Share Posted August 24, 2022 Calling 911 to report theft…of other forum games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darthvader15001 Posted August 25, 2022 Share Posted August 25, 2022 Calling 911 to make suggestions for ksp2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Calling 110 (our emergency number across the Pacific) to find out what calling 118 does (it notifies the JCG that someone's drowning) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 26, 2022 Share Posted August 26, 2022 Calling 911 to ask what's 119 for at the @Akagi's place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Calling 911 for tonight’s special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 27, 2022 Share Posted August 27, 2022 Calling 911 because it's the last number called by the previous phone owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 29, 2022 Share Posted August 29, 2022 Calling 911 to ask for a limerick. ("An accident, fire, or crime can happen any day, any time. Our intervention is timely, with results that happen ideally, When this idiot gets off of the line.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 30, 2022 Share Posted August 30, 2022 Calling 911 to say Airbus is better than Boeing (actually, Tupolev and Ilyushin are the best) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted August 31, 2022 Share Posted August 31, 2022 Calling 911 because the other race team pitted a lap early and we don't know why, so we need to change our race strategy mid-race. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Calling 911 because I want SpaceX to re-launch the starlinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Calling 911 because the already orbiting starlinks have shaded you from the Sun, so you think it's eternal night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Calling 110(Chinese police) to destroy the starlinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Calling 911 to call 007. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Calling 911 to call 112 (European emergency hotline) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 1, 2022 Share Posted September 1, 2022 Calling 9112 to support the Euroatlantism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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