Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted September 2, 2022 Share Posted September 2, 2022 (edited) Calling 911 to enroll yourself as a policeman Edited September 2, 2022 by Aerodynamic Kerbal New page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Calling 911 because you were catfished by an atari game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2022 Share Posted September 4, 2022 Calling 911 because the Darkness Portal is opened in your wardrobe... Spoiler ... when you were promised that it will be in the bathtub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 5, 2022 Share Posted September 5, 2022 Calling 911 because you don't know if you can port your game assets from Build engine to Unity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 Calling 911 for thinking you got mad from seeing that somebody is still using the DOS4GW Build engine from 1990s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Calling 911 because I have to develop my game for a console that doesn't support the game's engine. ("You mean like when BigRedButton had to put their Cryengine 3 game on the Wii U? Tragically, no emergency services can save you, your game, or your developer. But we are very sorry because we understand your pain.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rutabaga22 Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Calling 911 for a parallax glitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 10, 2022 Share Posted September 10, 2022 Calling 911 to check the phone connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 11, 2022 Share Posted September 11, 2022 Calling 911 because you thought the iPhone 14's emergency satellite connection feature was cool and just had to test it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Calling 911 to test your brand new Starlink Antenna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 23, 2022 Share Posted September 23, 2022 Calling 911 to say, "This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. This is only a test." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Calling 911 and enabling a metronome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Calling 911 because you are not in the USA and want to see what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 Calling 911 because I am not in the USA and have seen on TV what happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted September 24, 2022 Share Posted September 24, 2022 (How about an old reference?) Calling 911 to say, "It looks like you're directing an Ambulance. Would you like help?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted October 12, 2022 Share Posted October 12, 2022 Calling 911 because KSP is frozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 13, 2022 Share Posted October 13, 2022 Calling 911 how you just had called them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted October 18, 2022 Share Posted October 18, 2022 Calling 911 because my computer was gone for repairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 (edited) (I killed it, but I guess it's time to resurrect it.) From E-Comm's 2022 list of top 10 nuisance calls: Calling 911 because... ....you had a broken windshield wiper. ...someone cut in line at the car wash. ...you wanted an update on a nationwide telco outage. ...your phone was stuck in a bench. ...you had a complaint about children drawing with chalk at a playground. ...someone has been using your garbage bin. ...someone isn't picking up after their dog. ...people are playing basketball on a public court at night. ...you have a flat tire. ...the nozzle of the gas station pump isn't working. (And honorable mention) ...you have a messy roommate. Edited January 4, 2023 by 55delta minor correction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 911: 911 What’s your emergency? Caller: Yes people are mispronouncing the word gif. They are insisting it is pronounced like the peanut butter Jif. 911: I see sir. Please seek a safe place to shelter. I am dispatching SWAT, National Guard, local police and the Sheriffs department. Rest assured those individuals who are saying “jif” instead of gif (think g from gator or gorilla or garage) will be taken into custody. Caller: Thank you! Please hurry! 230001042023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 8 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: 911: 911 What’s your emergency? Caller: Yes people are mispronouncing the word gif. They are insisting it is pronounced like the peanut butter Jif. 911: I see sir. Please seek a safe place to shelter. I am dispatching SWAT, National Guard, local police and the Sheriffs department. Rest assured those individuals who are saying “jif” instead of gif (think g from gator or gorilla or garage) will be taken into custody. Caller: Thank you! Please hurry! 230001042023 It's actually pronounced "jif" in my country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 9 hours ago, AlamoVampire said: garage Which g bruh, answer right now or i'm calling 911 to find it out Spoiler Of course not IRL, just a creative take on the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 2 hours ago, Nazalassa said: It's actually pronounced "jif" in my country. Ja, ja, jefe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoctorKerman Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 Calling 911 on accident because you accidentally butt-dialed them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted January 5, 2023 Share Posted January 5, 2023 Calling 911 because the car in the McDonald's drive-thru queue in front of you is taking too long to order! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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