AstroWolfie Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 (edited) Calling 911 cause your computer has a rare pepe on it Edited January 10 by AstroWolfie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Calling because you want to get directions to direct injection mashed potatoes 061601112024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Calling 911 to say, "Hey, how are you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Calling 911 because you are watching a thriller, and know who is the killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Calling 911 because I just casually performed a one-frame trick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 Calling 911 in Iowa because your freezer isn't working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Calling 911 because I got banned in the Ban The User thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Calling 911 to ask what the postal code for Buckingham Palace is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Calling 911 because somebody is bucking ham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 Calling 911 to ask if they have a phone charger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Calling 911 to ask if they are experiencing deja vu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Calling 911 to ask if they are experiencing deja vu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Calling 911 to state that Neo is experiencing deja vu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Calling 911 to inform them that it was not a deja vu. It was a deja them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Calling 911 to tell them you saw a black cat twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Calling 911 because it was deja vu all over again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Calling 911 because it is the the number De LA Soul gave you to ring. (Hey, how ya doing, sorry you can't get through, just leave your name, and your number, and I'll get back to you.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starwaster Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 Ordering a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted January 28 Share Posted January 28 (edited) On 7/7/2022 at 9:17 PM, Ryaja said: Calling it because you need help with math You're supposed to call 411 for that! Way back in the day I called 411 for a baking unit conversion, hoping against hope they might know... nope! e: (sorry for the necroquote, lol) Edited January 28 by StrandedonEarth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 29 Share Posted January 29 Calling 911 to talk about aggregate storage. (Operator: "Unless you need someone dug out of a gravel pile in a hurry, we're not interested.") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Calling 911 because your homemade cordium storage can is being attatcked by a group of mercs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 Calling 911 because you almost killed Batman by throwing a rock at him. (Operator: "......") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Calling 911 because you need a quick exit out of the matrix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 Calling 911 because it was a big rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted February 9 Share Posted February 9 Calling 911 because all your neighbours are listening nightcored Sabaton music with sound blasters at max volume while evoking all the Garten of Banban character names at 3AM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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