Write a stupid conspiracy theory for KSP and have someone prove it wrong

[Kapitalizing Every Word]

The rules of this game are simple: you write a conspiracy theory of KSP and the user below you proves it wrong and writes one of their own
Here I go:
Our beloved Jeb isn't jeb but instead Jeb Bergsten the leader of Mojang that explains why he is always happy even if he is about to die: he knows it is just a game and a tool for his ultimate mission: send subliminal messages through his smile to make us download minecraft.

Edited August 22, 2021 by Kapitalizing Every Word

[Maria Sirona]

On 8/18/2021 at 3:04 PM, Kapitalizing Every Word said:

one of its own

OK, first of all, calling people "it" is kinda rude. Of course we're all actual, living people who have feelings behind these nicknames and profile pictures. You should edit that to "one of their own". But this is derailing the thread, if you want to talk about this more please PM me.

 

Now to start this off,

On 8/18/2021 at 3:04 PM, Kapitalizing Every Word said:

Here I go:
Our beloved Jeb isn't jeb but instead Jeb Bergsten the leader of Mojang that explains why he is always happy even if he is about to die: he knows it is just a game and a tool for his ultimate mission: send subliminal messages through his smile to make us download minecraft.

How does being somebody else and smiling all the time send messages to anyone? Besides, one can easily prove this stupid conspiracy theory is wrong by searching for somebody who does not know what is Minecraft. Then lock them to a room alone and force them by meqns so graphic i'm not gonna describe them to stare at a screen which constantly shows pictures of Jeb smiling. Open the door 24 hours later and let them out- he's not going to go fanatical about downloading Minecraft.

 

 

Minmus is not made of ice cream

[Kapitalizing Every Word]

20 hours ago, Maria Sirona said:

OK, first of all, calling people "it" is kinda rude. Of course we're all actual, living people who have feelings behind these nicknames and profile pictures. You should edit that to "one of their own". But this is derailing the thread, if you want to talk about this more please PM me.

sorry english it's not my main language I corrected it now 

20 hours ago, Maria Sirona said:

Minmus is not made of ice cream

That is wrong many surface samples were tasted and verified but surprisingly it is not mint is green died chocolate  

Money in KSP just exists as funds for the space program the economy is based in bartering this explains why there is no inflation and kerbals don't recieve payment
 

 

Edited August 23, 2021 by Kapitalizing Every Word
added a few things

[Space Kerbalisation Tech]

minmus is not made of ice cream

but jool is (confirmed by the Kerbal Astronomical Society not)

it's green tea flavored

ships explode when they reach -250m because they freeze and shatter

lol

[Maria Sirona]

@Space Kerbalisation Tech @Kapitalizing Every Word already dispensed a conspiracy theory! 

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

They can't freeze and shatter if they can land on Eeloo, right?

Non-astronaut kerbals live underground

[ColdJ]

There is a Super Kerbal that holds the camera you look through to see what is happening and you can never see them because the camera is always pointed away from them.

[kerbiloid]

He's not a Kerbal, and I can see him every morning shaving

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There is a dark twin of Eeloo. 

It's same far. And same useless.

[Kerb24]

1 hour ago, kerbiloid said:

There is a dark twin of Eeloo. 

It's same far. And same useless.

Nothing has ever been found proving that there is a dark twin of Eeloo. Probes that have been sent farther than Eeloo never found any other planets/ dwarf planets beyond it.

 

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Dres doesn't exist, no one has ever been there. All images of Dres are actually of the Mun just with Kerbin out of view.

[Staticalliam7]

On 8/31/2021 at 6:03 PM, Kerb24 said:

Dres doesn't exist, no one has ever been there. All images of Dres are actually of the Mun just with Kerbin out of view.

Can't really argue with this.

 

Duna has 3 moons, and the government is just hiding it from us because they have a military base on it

 

Edited October 16, 2021 by Staticalliam7

[Kapitalizing Every Word]

If they have a military base...
Why can't we launch aircraft from there? >:(

Kerbin had radiation belts but kerbals sort of ate them and that's why they are green

[Kerb24]

If you believe the K.W.F.R.K.S., no kerbal has gone to space before you start the game, so how would the kerbals have gotten to the radiation belts? 

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K.W.F.R.K.S. lies about you doing the first ever space missions, and that actually many have gone before.